Dear John Boehner: Stop Making Those Stupid Faces on Live Television

We've had enough of you. Most of your ideas to counter the Democrats absolutely suck. Punishing the entire country in the name of stopping something that actually passed through the rounds of due process? You're acting like a group of spoiled rich kids. (Oh, my bad, you poor pathetic bastards actually are a group of spoiled rich old geezers, silly me.) Do us all a solid and stop making those stupid faces on live television. I actually wouldn't have a problem rooting for the Republicans if you assholes had an inkling of an idea about being an inclusive party, but as I gazed at the television I saw nothing but old, disgruntled, angry white people. Herman Cain swallowed his own nuts, so he technically hasn't been black in years. He's the real-life Uncle Ruckus.

This would be OK if most of America actually resembled people like you. But we're moving into a new era; it's time for your party to stop functioning as if we are living in the 1800s. The world isn't turning over on it's axis, so take a deep breath and relax, You look like you're about to drive yourself into a stroke, and of course we all know you won't need Obamacare to pay for your medical bills. So cheer up, you miserable bastard.

On Thursday the check for this piece will arrive in the mail box. I will cash it and go buy some Nikes to wear onstage while I perform at Grovefest this weekend. I'll also get paid for performing at Grovefest. I'm an artist and this is my job, and now thanks to Barack Obama I can now afford healthcare. I love America.

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billj598
billj598 topcommenter

Mr. Poe, do you really expect people to believe that you couldn't purchase Healthcare Insurance for yourself prior to Obamacare ?  Why don't you tell the truth and simply admit you didn't want to pay for it ?  Now that all taxpayers are burdened with supporting this abortion and possibly lowering your costs you are more that ready to sign up, huh?  Figures !!!  

Roger Gast
Roger Gast

go to Hollywood for that, keep congress, respectable.. lol..

Thomas Doyle
Thomas Doyle

How about you stop showing only the bad photos.Out of hundreds of photos taken you always show on purpose the bad ones.Its part of your agenda.

Nathan B Cromwell
Nathan B Cromwell

he's trying not to laugh cause he knows the shutdown is hurting us and the economy and he doesn't care

Gary Greenlee
Gary Greenlee

I think his remote BUTT PLUG just kicked in...: + /

Justice Rising
Justice Rising

the GOP is acting like a bunch of spoiled brats. So, they will make everyone in the white house suffer. I.E 800,000 of federal employees. But that does stop there, the american republic will suffer at the hands of a bunch of whinny school girls brats. awwwwww, awwwww aww awwwww. we have to stop Obama Care. awwwww, awww, awwww. We are the tea party. awwww, awwww, awwww.

Greg Hahne
Greg Hahne

... where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

Benjamin Scherliss
Benjamin Scherliss

If the resident RFT-Conservative-wacko-troll face fits, you're most definitely wearing it....

Terry Burk
Terry Burk

Funny you don't say the same about Oblama. SMH. What a liberal rag.

Dominic Rosswick
Dominic Rosswick

Maybe he can play the next Joker if they Re-Re-Reboot the Batman movies.

Justice Rising
Justice Rising

He like a school yard bully. kinda entertaining. atleast i have something to watch. Politics can be funny and filled with sillyness. lmfao

Jay Brandt
Jay Brandt

“Government is about teamwork, I’ve done my part by putting together an entirely optional crisis that has shut down the government and will throw thousands out of work. Now it’s up to the President to do his part by ending it. How many more people do I have to throw out on the street before the President wakes up?" John Boehner (according to The Borowitz Report)

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