Six Terribly Upsetting (and Erotic) Musical Fan-Fiction Stories, Illustrated

Categories: Nitpick Six, WTF

Dave Watt
Nikki Sixx, as Wolverine.

3. '80s Metal Stars as X-Men

The words of the author, a Satanic Russian woman who dislikes bald men and female R&B, probably best summarizes this piece involving Axl Rose, Zakk Wylde, Bon Jovi and several others:

"What if Rogue was blonde? What if Wolverine had not only claws, but balls of metal? What if Storm really could scream? And what if they all were played by... rockstars?!"

Don't miss the rest of her site, which features some stellar erotica about Nikki Sixx of Motley Crue, hanging out with Dani Filth from UK pop/black metal sensations Cradle of Filth.

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