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Boy-band members usually aren't lauded for their big...uh...brains. But Harry Styles (@harry_styles) of One Direction wants to change that:
Thinking about it, I've been in Australia for a while now and nobody has put any shrimp on any barbies.— Harry Styles (@Harry_Styles) October 21, 2013
Australian schools have cool uniforms. I wish I had to wear a woven straw hat for Maths.— Harry Styles (@Harry_Styles) October 23, 2013
"I was at Cardiff station last month and a seagull flew over my shoulder and nicked my sandwich out my hand. Can you believe it?"— Harry Styles (@Harry_Styles) October 23, 2013
We can't, Mr. Ex-Taylor Swift. We just can't.
YOUTUBE AWARDS COULDVE FUCKING HAD NOMINATIONS ON COOL CREATIVE VIDEOS SHIT BUT NOOOO AGAIN ITS THE MOST TEENY BOPPER POP SHIT. YOU ARE BUTT— Tyler, The Creator (@fucktyler) October 23, 2013
You hear that, Miley, Katy and Psy? YOU ARE BUTT.
Speaking of Psy (@psy_oppa), he's going nuts voting for himself:
Ballot-stuffing jerk! We don't care if adorable kids love him, we just can't stand the guy. NO VOTES FOR YOU!
These girls did a great job at being TLC...great story— MURPHY LEE (@murphylee) October 22, 2013
Murph ain't no scrub!
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