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Sometimes musicians tell funny, funny jokes! Behold example No. 1, Mark Hoppus (@markhoppus):
Air Bud, Kool-Aid guy, and a vomiting rookie cop walk into a bar. Please someone take this somewhere, I got nothing.— Mark Hoppus (@markhoppus) October 16, 2013
Behold example No. 2, Nickelback (@nickelback):
Get it? Because Nickelback is a joke? And a tour featuring its "hits" is a joke? Oh, forget it.
We're just going to leave these here without comment:
Giant hole in my jeans where my crotch was. Oops— Daryl Dixon (@diplo) October 16, 2013
earlier this year, I was at a bar and the DJ played Gangnam Style into Harlem Shake. I felt so pleased. It was springtime in my heart.— Ezra Koenig (@arzE) October 17, 2013
Finally, our friend Murphy Lee (@murphylee) takes a break from cheering for the Cardinals to serenade us:
Murph can sing at first but den really can't at da end pt. 12, 340 http://t.co/2XTJCM8ANp— MURPHY LEE (@murphylee) October 16, 2013
Keep knockin' 'dem boots, Murph!
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