Twitter Litter: Ke$ha Wants You to Haunt Her Vagina This Halloween
Getting your celebrity gossip from TMZ is soooooo 2009, dude. Each Thursday in "Twitter Litter," RFT Music rounds up the week's best meltdowns, ego battles and WTFness from rockers, rappers and DJs who aren't afraid of a little hashtag action. It's time to take out the trash.
While we're becoming BFFs with the guys in Motion City Soundtrack (@motioncitymusic), our buddy Ke$ha (@keshasuxx) is thinking about Halloween. Like, a lot:
I wanna see SOMEONE dressed as the ghost that haunted my vagina for Halloween. please.— ke$ha (@keshasuxx) October 16, 2013
WELL, THEN! Ke$ha chatted with Jimmy Kimmel about the spooktacular invasion, and we really can see her suggested costume being a contest winner for an adventurous couple (though we don't want to be around when a fight breaks out over who will be the spirit and who will be Ke$ha's vertical smile). Plus, she said "Please," so someone has to fulfill her fantasy.
But really, what should we expect from a lady with such bold taste in decor?
i want it for the foyer. pic.twitter.com/jGKTCmjOOP— ke$ha (@keshasuxx) October 12, 2013
Forget the ghost -- that will haunt our dreams (but hopefully not our ladybits). It'll go well with Ke$ha's jewelry, though.
While we're debating where genitalia does or does not belong:
Speaking of still more dicks:
happy birthday cutie!!! @JohnMayer— Katy Perry (@katyperry) October 16, 2013
Dammit, leave that douche in the past, Katy Perry (@katyperry)!
Continue for jokes that won't make you laugh and deep thoughts by the Vampire Weekend dude.