Twitter Litter: Murphy Lee Roots for the Cardinals, Nelly Rants on Comic Book Movies
We're delighted to learn that our buddy Nelly (@nelly_mo) is quite the nerd! And we can't help but agree with him that Man of Steel is dreck and Superman deserves better:
I'm I the only 1pissed that the SUPERMAN movie is the weakest?How the hell is SUPERMAN 5th behind BATMAN, SPIDERMAN , IRONMAN & AVENGERS— Nelly_Mo (@Nelly_Mo) October 8, 2013
This is a comic book tragedy ...!!! This must be corrected ASAP..!!! Lolol— Nelly_Mo (@Nelly_Mo) October 8, 2013
But then Nelly lays into fans about the merits of other characters:
"@MoneyMadi: But Superman is boring and wears all spandex so he was already a lost cause."-- so what is that spiderman and batman is wearing— Nelly_Mo (@Nelly_Mo) October 8, 2013
We never thought we'd say it, but damn, Nelly's giving us a nerdboner. It's gettin' hot in herre!
Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) is in the news again (Why, God, why?), this time for fighting with Sinead O'Connor on teh interwebz.
Basically, O'Connor posted an open letter to Miley on her website suggesting that she not go down a trashy path when looking for attention. Ms. Bangerz screamed "Eff you!" by posting tweets from two years ago when O'Connor was looking for help with severe mental disorders (dragging poor Amanda Bynes into this crap):
Before Amanda Bynes.... There was.... pic.twitter.com/6JZPVnunPc— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) October 3, 2013
Sinead. I don't have time to write you an open letter cause Im hosting & performing on SNL this week.— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) October 3, 2013
So if youd like to meet up and talk lemme know in your next letter. :)— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) October 3, 2013
"I went to the doctor guess what he told me, guess what he told me. He said girl you better try to have fun. No matter what you do."— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) October 4, 2013
And then Cyrus went on Today, and then Amanda Palmer horned in and wrote her own open letter, and then... Cripes, this is exhausting. Can we all just go to separate corners and play with foam fingers already?
We need a breather. How about some adorable children who aren't tarted up or twerking?
Mariah Carey (@mariahcarey) and her family enjoy the never-ending Disney boat ride:
Such a small,small small ...........! pic.twitter.com/jgcDGC0x5Z— Mariah Carey (@MariahCarey) October 9, 2013
And the spawn of Travis Barker (@travisbarker) is wearing a Transplants shirt!
Whew. We don't predict much twerking from that one!
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