Why Is Rave Fashion Such a Disaster?

Categories: WTF

Mary Grace Cerni
The Faux-Gentleman Bro

This look is characterized by guys who wear bow ties along with outrageous T-shirts or tank tops, with messages like "Show Me Your Tits."

We call this "ho promotion" -- guys encouraging girls at raves to bring out their inner skank. This is quite douchey, obviously, and it's also a total sartorial fail.

Beyond the bow ties and T-shirts, the look often includes Speedos, suspenders and board shorts -- usually drenched in neon.

Our advice

We actually don't mind the bow ties, but the neon and the crass messages on the shirts have to go. Don't you want to find a nice, classy rave girl to bring home to Mom?

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