Flowchart: Should I See This Old Band?
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Rock & roll is fewer than 60 years old, remember, so the idea of multiple generations of active bands is still a fairly new one. But as big-ticket concerts and festivals become prevalent, more and more people are going to get the ol' band back together for another shot. We don't want anyone's precious memories tainted by a subpar relic (see most state-fair nostalgia acts) nor do we want you to miss a must-see (the Elton John show this weekend definitely falls into the "go" category).
It's a risky proposition, seeing a band you had in your cassette deck 25 years ago, so we've made this handy flowchart to help you decide whether to go see that old band.
First, let's define some terms: Is the band you're thinking about old?
OK, if you've made it this far, the band is question is, indeed, old. Now for the nitty-gritty:
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