Katy Perry's "Roar": Why This Song Sucks

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She throws the spear into the jungle. And it's truly impressive. Except do you know what she catches with her spear? A banana. A DAMN BANANA. She's like, "Bam! Here you go, monkey," very proud and whatnot.

And the monkey is like, "Did you seriously just make a spear and then throw it at a banana, dummy? Because you know you can just walk over and grab them, right? Like, bananas don't run away."

Monkeys have their shit together, bro. They don't need you wasting their time spearing bananas.

And the third dark and nasty thing revealed about Katy Perry in the video is....

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