Katy Perry's "Roar": Why This Song Sucks

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3. Katy Perry is annoying

The climax of the video is Katy Perry vs. The 900-Pound Tiger Who Ate Her Boyfriend. She lures him into a cage by waving a stick at him, which probably isn't how people really catch tigers.

He walks up and growls at her and Katy Perry is like, "Bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, we need to talk about our relationship, bap, bap, bap," and then the tiger is like, "Jesus Christ, bro. Stop talking. I should not have eaten your boyfriend; I should've eaten myself. I should've chewed off and eaten my own body because that would have been less awful then this."

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Even tigers don't wanna listen to Katy Perry.

Conclusions:

1) Katy Perry likes Sara Bareilles but not enough to not steal her music
2) Monkeys are smart
3) Tigers are smart

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