Ten Things the Door Guy Hates About You

Your Weak Game
With some people, flattery will get you everywhere, but your flirting will not get you in the door. The Door Guy knows what game you're running. Explore your issues. You can be a whole person.

Your Blind Rage
A) If you cannot go out in public without getting in a fight, be it physical or just screaming at someone, you are either choosing to be an asshole, or are one by nature. B) If you cannot go out in public without sexually harassing someone, you are either choosing to be an asshole, or are one by nature. Explore your issues. You can be a whole person.

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Photo by Erik Hess
If we let you in the door looking like this, be nice to us.

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