Twitter Litter: Ask Tom Morello & a Tribute to Miley Cyrus
Getting your celebrity gossip from TMZ is soooooo 2009, dude. Each Thursday in "Twitter Litter," RFT Music rounds up the week's best meltdowns, ego battles and WTFness from rockers, rappers and DJs who aren't afraid of a little hashtag action. This is the final installment of "Twitter Litter," so it's time to take out the trash one last time.
Like a random person said that one time, "all good things must come to an end." "Twitter Litter" as a regular RFT Music feature is ending, but has it been a good thing? Honestly, we're not sure -- our brains are too warped from following more than 200 crazy-ass musicians and digesting their bad jokes, ridiculous selfies and promo-whore tendencies to be too introspective about it. While we'll continue to bring you news of celebs' stupidity, we sort of need a break from diving into the cray-cray all the time.
But, damn, Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus), we're gonna miss you.
Ms. Bangerz, Ms. Smiley Miley, Ms. Masturbate-With-A-Foam-Finger-While-Robin-Thicke-Pretends-To-Do-You-In-The-Butt-And-Bears-Watch has been a Twitter goldmine for us. When we first started "Twitter Litter" back in July we had assumed Ke$ha (@keshasuxx) would provide us with the most insane material. She's definitely been a contender, what with her haunted vagina and penis envy and all, but Miley? Miley is a WTF machine. So in this, the final edition of "Twitter Litter," we celebrate the girl who went from a Disney role model to a nasty tongue-wagger who's about to take her twerking ways on tour like a wrecking ball.
let my birthday month begin— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) November 1, 2013
just felt like sticking my tongue out. imagine that. watch what a ruckus this causes. pic.twitter.com/rbHyFw9h1i— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) November 2, 2013
Up at 245 making my bed.... to get in it. never really got the point of it... But I continue to do it.— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) November 5, 2013
Then I get in it and I remember why..... Because clean sheets are heaven on earth. I feel so blessed every time I lay my head on a pillow.— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) November 5, 2013
if that don't tickle your pickle pic.twitter.com/GQ77LrhNIh— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) October 28, 2013
shitty ass migraine :(— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) November 5, 2013
Finally, Miley, please randomly reference "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" while modeling your Lil' Kim hair:
SHHHHitzzzz A WIGGGG pic.twitter.com/hIYtCyEsr4— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) October 31, 2013
Thanks for everything, Miley.