Musical Gift Ideas for People You Hate

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A K Records Wallet
>Some websites will have you believe that buying someone a K Records wallet is a "quaint but powerful symbol of anti-materialism at each grab for your debit card," and will help remind the person you're buying it for to "spend their $5 on a 7" at a show instead of a can of beer." Because there's nothing I love more than ideology for Christmas. We think if you buy someone a present for Christmas and say "this is to remind you to be an anti-capitalist stalwart, you know, just like me" rightfully deserves a punch in the face.

A $25 Sam Goody Gift Card
Good luck, fucker.

A Saxophone Made Out of Moustraps
Because that would be a bummer, right? Like, trying to play a saxophone made out of mousetraps.

Bruce Springsteen's Working on a Dream, Special Edition.
A $30 version of the 13th best Bruce Springsteen album.

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