The Year's Ten Most Ridiculous Metal Album Covers

Categories: Metal

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9. Blackout
We Are Here

The use of Satanic imagery and the middle finger to represent anything remotely cool or threatening is dead and buried, the bloated corpses of each represented by whatever the fuck this is. Also, that thing's forehead looks just like a butt. I wonder if it poops into its own eye or something. That'd be kinda metal, I guess.


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Craig Aye
Craig Aye

They should have covers with a pile of whatever animal you chose excrament on it because that's what the music sounds like.

Shawn Telkamp
Shawn Telkamp

Evan Paul - The Company Of Wolves! Lol :-) all the wins.

JamesMadison
JamesMadison topcommenter

Vastum - it's the bat that makes the image cool. People who do not like bats are ignorant of what role bats play. Imagine a night where you cannot go out due to flying bugs everywhere. Now, go thank the bats for you not living in that world.

Matt Higgins
Matt Higgins

Oh metal bands-Oh metal bands...a new metal xmas song?

Joan Reeves
Joan Reeves

If I still bought vinyl, I might care.

Tania Novak
Tania Novak

some of the art is really good (in my opinion) much better than I could ever draw on paper or computer. Whether or not it goes with the band or should be on pixar film. I like them, I don't listen to metal though.

Ryan Grelck
Ryan Grelck

Hah, I love heavy metal, but yeah, the covers are generally terribad.

Drum Mer M JZ
Drum Mer M JZ

What's wrong with power frost?? Seems fitting guys !

rusty_shackles
rusty_shackles

@Bouncex3 Zodiac had a KILLER cover album before last and that last one is a good idea just really poorly executed

JamesMadison
JamesMadison topcommenter

@Bouncex3, of course the dogs do not look threatening. They are relaxed with their mistress. The meanest junkyard dog is gentle and happy with its master. It is other people that the dogs would become mean towards. Idiot RFT writer knows nothing about canines.

Bouncex3
Bouncex3

@rusty_shackles oh yeah. I didn't notice the gentle dogs until I read the blurb. A lot of them weren't quite as bad as I was hoping.

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