Children are the Worst: More Proof

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This is a picture of some people playing basketball. I didn't give them a picture of anyone playing basketball either. I don't even know where they got a black pen from. I just don't know what the fuck was going on, I guess.

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Not sure who this one is. It could be Drake, though, given the way the afternoon went, it could also be Pablo Picasso. It's probably Luigi or somebody like that. I don't know, man.


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And then of course Scorpion from Mortal Kombat. We got a Playstation 3 for the family for Christmas from my wife's grandpa, who won it at work. All of the new-generation extra-special graphics and first-person gameplay made me nauseous, so I tossed it out and downloaded NBA JAM, Mortal Kombat 1-3 and NFL Blitz. That's a little thing called teaching your sons that when something new comes along that you don't immediately like, you discard it and go back to what you know. Life lessons.

Don't let your kids work on your book with you. That's another one.

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Tammy Pendino
Tammy Pendino

The only thing that came to my mind, after reading this article, is the ol` saying: "its not who you know but who you blow". Sorry.

Robert A. West
Robert A. West

Motaro is one of the bosses from Mortal Kombat 3; Kintaro is his equivalent in MK2. Yep, I knew that without looking. I know.

Stephanie Jones
Stephanie Jones

The sarcasm made this story hilarious! Kids ARE great! =)

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