Some Joker Calling Himself "Chim Richards" Has Been Messing with Us

SUBMITTOR'S NAME:
chim-chim

EVENT:
The Vanfire of the Bonities

DATE:
2014-1-31

TIME:
sundown

COST:
1 (one) van

VENUE NAME:
Vervel's Vans and Steak Knife Depot

VENUE ADDRESS:
6358 Delmar Boolevard 63130

CONTACT NAME:
Why, Vervel of course

DESCRIPTION:
AVAST!
I, Chim X. Richards, will psionically assault the coward Vervel using my enormous mental prowess. When I am through with him he shall be a gibbering husk, 370 lbs of man-shaped pudding good only for mockery and perhaps fingerblasting.
Vervel knows what he has done.
No more shall that shiftless peddler of cheap cutlery and shoddy vans take advantage of the good people of this city. His reign of inadequacy comes to an end soon, and I shall be the agent of his wreckage.
Mark me, I shall not lay hand nor foot 'pon his quivering bulk. His destruction shall be achieved through mindwipes, brain blasts and the dreaded ego whip. Of course, this is overkill; Vervel is a moron as well as a coward, and his brain (although I hesitate to call the grey mass of bubble gum in his pointed head "a brain") will leak out his ears and onto his sloped shoulders.
This I promise; this I shall achieve.

CATEGORY/GENRE:
Ritual
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SUBMITTOR'S NAME:
CRichards

EVENT:
Den endelige daggry

DATE:
24-12-13

TIME:
Det kommer av skumring

COST:
Hva er prisen på sverd?

VENUE NAME:
Torshavn

VENUE ADDRESS:
6358 Delmar Bd 63130

CONTACT NAME:
Egil Skallagrim

DESCRIPTION:
Hemmeligheten av hva sover bak dødsfallet. Kunnskapen om den tapte. Den svarte lys av plassene under stjernene. Vinden som blåser innover. Øyeblikket før øksen faller. Adskillelse av kjøtt og bein. Tapet og forbannelse ærbødighet. Majestet nederlag når det er total. The Sunde av denne verden fra Yggdrasil. Slutten av alt redde strid.

CATEGORY/GENRE:
intetsigende kamper

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