Six Vehicles Justin Bieber Should Be Driving Instead of a Lamborghini
2. The Borg Cube
Kept in the Maturation Chamber for seventeen cycles, the human creature once called Justin Bieber emerges as Bieborus of Borg -- a powerful party android, capable of adopting newer and more sophisticated cute haircuts at a rate of speed unfathomable by flesh-and-blood man. He will add our biological and technological distinctiveness to his own. Any attempts to fire modulated phasers at Bieborus will result in increasingly powerful autotune shields.
Our culture will adapt to service him. We will be assimilated.
1. A Unicycle
Because he is a fucking clown. Get it?
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