20 Signs You Spend Too Much Time in the Loop

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9. You dread the spring, 'cause you know the clipboard-toting do-gooders will want your help saving the planet.

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Dave Crosby
I don't care that ten seconds of my time would save the entirety of planet Earth. It is lunchtime, I am hungry, and you are an obstacle that is keeping me that way.

10. You have the day circled on your calendar that the gingko trees start dropping their vomit-scented stinkballs.

11. You give people directions such as "It's up near Brennan's" or "You know where the Dairy Queen was?"

12. You know all the right and wrong answers on the "personality test."

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Paul Sableman
Probably shaken off a fair number of those pesky body-thetans, too. Xenu is pleased,

13. You remember where Vintage Vinyl's annex used to be, and what it used to sell.

14. You're pleasantly surprised by how clean the seats in the new Tivoli are.


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45 comments
deepwithfuture
deepwithfuture

Really? Mouth rape a trumpet? That's really horrible and insensitive.

Eric Wright
Eric Wright

When you wake up with bullet holes in you.... You know you are spending too much time in the loop.

Kaity Shea
Kaity Shea

Hey, that Scavenger Hunt is an integral part of the WashU experience. Be kind to freshmen. Three weeks into the semester they won't know what hit them.

Eric Brands
Eric Brands

A button that deploys spike strips as you cross would be more efficient!! Then again the gangsters would then just slide though without tires. :-)

Justin Poole
Justin Poole

Hipsters hang out on Cherokee and Grand. Not the loop.

Jason C. Barger
Jason C. Barger

wow, that sucks so much, and I understand why you would stay away. but I've never had any problems.

Leland Avants II
Leland Avants II

My partner and I were stabbed in the city. I fought off 5 guys. I don't need courage, I needed a gun.

Leland Avants II
Leland Avants II

I'd prefer not to be stabbed and mugged, I stay away from the Loop.

St. Louis Anonymous
St. Louis Anonymous

When you look at the Tivoli sign and consider if it were upside down, the shape it creates and it says "Ilovit"

Aleta Joellen
Aleta Joellen

How can you talk about the Loop and not mention Mike?

Nicholas Sperandeo
Nicholas Sperandeo

21. You've been desensitized to the sound of gun shots and often shrug it off as fireworks in the city

Eric Seelig
Eric Seelig

I've come to the Loop since I was a little kid, I'm 29 now, and the stuff about Vintage Vinyl's annex and the location of Brennan's both utterly confound me. Anyone care to explain? And yes, I still have a torch for both Smith Hardware and Paul's Books (I've still got my bookmark).

Heather Woodside
Heather Woodside

Hey, I used to live there. Hard not to spend too much time there. lol!

Patrick Shaw
Patrick Shaw

Yes. You're another ass hole that works at one of his shitty bars. Dude, you work at Blueberry Hill, nothing to brag about.

Jess R-hart
Jess R-hart

Theres that one bum that asks for $$ and sometimes he has 11 kids, sometimes 15!!

roubanian
roubanian

"... joke to tourists who stop at her star."


yeah cuz st. louis is a huge tourist destination... f*$% outta here 

Steve Mincer
Steve Mincer

you like that independent mom and pop coffee shop called "Starbucks".

Banyon Hanner
Banyon Hanner

Haven't hung out there since high school when we used to go there to get rave invitations and directions.

Sarah Stallmann
Sarah Stallmann

There should be an add about the bench outside of Ziezo being the most coveted outdoor seat in the Loop. DOn't overstay your welcome on it, or you WILL get mean-mugged.

James Harding
James Harding

Move to Portland, Chris Cassoutt. You'll be in Heaven. Trust me.

Scott Plackemeier
Scott Plackemeier

Of if you remember back in the day when you never dared go east of Church's Chicken

Harrison Elfrink
Harrison Elfrink

I used to go to the loop a lot as a teenage. Now I think a lot of it is overpriced and clothing stores. S. Grand is better.

mryzza
mryzza

What does Mike even do? I've known him since middle school and randomly see him at parties. Still no clue what he does.

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