Oh Dear God, the Gathering of the Juggalos Is Moving to Missouri [NSFW]

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Nate "Igor" Smith

Today, the Insane Clown Posse announced via its website that the next festival will be held near central Missouri's Kaiser, located in Miller County, approximately three hours west of St. Louis. That means it will likely be on the shore of the Lake of the Ozarks, nearby to the area's infamous Party Cove (sort of a match made in heaven, actually). We have left a message with the Miller County sheriff's office for comment; we will update this post when we hear something.

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Nate "Igor" Smith

In the meantime, now would be a good time to get reacquainted with our Gathering coverage from last year, just to prepare yourself and understand the gravity of this situation (and also to get some laughs). You can read all of our coverage below -- and I highly recommend you do so, if you hope to survive.


- Ten Must-Have Items When Camping with Juggalos
- Gathering of the Juggalos: Misconceptions and First Impressions
- Death Reported at Gathering of the Juggalos; Drug Bridge Closed
- Ten Things You Do Not Need When Camping With Juggalos
- Behold the Waking Nightmare of Juggalo Port-a-Potties
- "Where Did My Dick Go? The Gathering of the Juggalos' Best Overheard Quotations
- Death at the Gathering of the Juggalos: "Four Dudes That Had Been Sleeping With a Corpse."
- Juggalo Eats and the Quest for the Mystical Burrito Man
- Here Are the Things That Happen After 5 a.m. at the Gathering of the Juggalos
- This Incredible Make-A-Wish Teenager Went to the Gathering of the Juggalos, Got a Lap Dance (NSFW)



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aacowin16
aacowin16

Im glad you think your opinion and name calling matters.

Neil Aimaro
Neil Aimaro

Who cares? Legalize marijuana and suck up the revenue.

Ronda Evansco-Brooks
Ronda Evansco-Brooks

Good luck trying to get rid of them there. We had them for years and FINALLY they're gone. I wish you guys the best. I'm glad I NEVER went to their concerts and NEVER will.

Tori Ramsey
Tori Ramsey

I'm not butt hurt. I just don't appreciate being judged by total strangers.

Tori Ramsey
Tori Ramsey

With an attitude like yours I'm surprised ANYONE wants to be around you.

Tori Ramsey
Tori Ramsey

The FBI is more of a gang than we are. I'm not a bad person. You don't know me. Don't fucking judge me.

Courtney Ringle
Courtney Ringle

Riiight.. cause I'm sure that town was rampant with vandalism before that weekend.. ok. O_o

David Ames
David Ames

Sorry Keith Mccollum. You're not a race of people. In fact, the FBI considers you a gang. So your argument reads like "not all crips are bad people." Juggalos are notorious for their actions. You may be the exception. Your larger unwashed brethren tend to be the rule.

Keith Mccollum
Keith Mccollum

Apparently your speaking of your 90's and your regrets are all yours...I'm in my 40's listened to ICP since 1997 I've been to two Gatherings met a ton of cool people and seen some weird ones as well ...point is just because a few fools do something stupid is no reason to damn the whole lot...I mean would you want a black person to hate on you simply because your white and a white person may have screwed them over? No you take responsibility for your own actions and so should the idiots who mess it up for all is real JUGGALOS

Keith Mccollum
Keith Mccollum

I love this! Your the second person to use "these folks" as tho where a separate race...lol your funny

Keith Mccollum
Keith Mccollum

No music in the history of man is responsible for irresponsible behavior ...ICP is no different than Alice Cooper was or KISS OR GWAR it's a show people! "Entertainment" fans of any group are responsible for there actions alone no band should be held accountable for those individuals ...I'm sure some New Kids on the Block fans committed a few crimes

David Ames
David Ames

That's great Bryan Byerly. But it doesn't mean that a lot of the attendees of this event don't make you the exception to the rule.

Bryan Byerly
Bryan Byerly

I'm not skeezy, crusty, or drug popping.. I'm a devoted Father, loving husband, I work hard to support my family.. and I just happen to have a wide array of taste in music.. except for country, fuck that garbage!

Stephannie Elisabeth Young
Stephannie Elisabeth Young

if they were to do that, all us bad apples would just have to reroute our vacation to the actual lake and hang out in public with the tourists, and citizens.

Bryan Byerly
Bryan Byerly

The great thing about this is, if you don't like what ICP does, dont listen, if you don't like their parties, don't go..its that simple

Stephannie Elisabeth Young
Stephannie Elisabeth Young

i bet cars have been broken into by more non juggalos than juggalos, bet more vandalism and damage is caused everyday by non juggalos than juggalos. juggalos are a very small minority in the "criminal" category. but like i always say, it isn't a crime unless a juggalo does it!

David Ames
David Ames

For those of us in our mid thirties, the late 90s were typically a regretful and blurry period of time Sara Ivie-Trankler. Mistakes were made.

Sara Ivie-Trankler
Sara Ivie-Trankler

I'd rather have an ice pick shoved into my ears than listen to ICP.

Sara Ivie-Trankler
Sara Ivie-Trankler

I would think severe intoxication would be necessary to listen to ICP.

Harrison Elfrink
Harrison Elfrink

The question for you guys: Would you rather have a belieber infestation or a juggalo party?

Courtney Ringle
Courtney Ringle

Id have the town make a petition. sorry. but there are more than "a few bad apples" when it comes to these folks..

Courtney Ringle
Courtney Ringle

Ive met some nice "Juggaos" too. not many. but tell that to the people who had their cars broken into , and their town vandalized, it took more than "a few" to do that damage...

Courtney Ringle
Courtney Ringle

... more than half their vendors didnt get paid. they KNew they couldnt cover them and wrote them anyway. now they're dodging it.. first class citizens there, eh?

David Ames
David Ames

I went to ICP concerts back in the late 90s. I've known "Juggalos" for a very long time. No one is overreacting. Most of them are as crusty, drug popping and skeezy as you might suspect.

Beth Merker
Beth Merker

I don't think party cove is the smartest place for these folks....gonna be lots of drowning maybe?

Jay Lowther
Jay Lowther

Even worse is when they don't know what they're talking about...

ToxicKitty
ToxicKitty

You don't know me. Until you do don't judge me. Simple as that.

Bryan Byerly
Bryan Byerly

You've never bounced a check?. , I'm sure you're still a great person, aside from your financial history

Dori Knight
Dori Knight

Ummmm. They bounced checks and split. Yeah. Real nice people. Read the f*cking article.

Anonymouse
Anonymouse

We did it rather quickly it seems. 

jaco1175
jaco1175 topcommenter

Shut the fuck up you over sensitive pussy. And get some taste in music while you are at it fucknuts.

jaco1175
jaco1175 topcommenter

Any group of asshats who willingly call themselves something as embarrassing as 'juggalos' should be locked up on principles alone. For the sake of the children.

jaco1175
jaco1175 topcommenter

That was pretty cool Beavis. You fucking idiot.

jaco1175
jaco1175 topcommenter

Throw them all into the same shark infested waters. The gene pool needs chlorine!

jaco1175
jaco1175 topcommenter

Sounds like a good start if you ask me

jaco1175
jaco1175 topcommenter

Don't forget the butthurt clownish dolts as well. Now be sure not to od and drown at your cute little circus infestation

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