Oh Dear God, the Gathering of the Juggalos Is Moving to Missouri [NSFW]

Nate "Igor" Smith

Today, the Insane Clown Posse announced via its website that the next festival will be held near central Missouri's Kaiser, located in Miller County, approximately three hours west of St. Louis. That means it will likely be on the shore of the Lake of the Ozarks, nearby to the area's infamous Party Cove (sort of a match made in heaven, actually). We have left a message with the Miller County sheriff's office for comment; we will update this post when we hear something.

Nate "Igor" Smith

In the meantime, now would be a good time to get reacquainted with our Gathering coverage from last year, just to prepare yourself and understand the gravity of this situation (and also to get some laughs). You can read all of our coverage below -- and I highly recommend you do so, if you hope to survive.

- Ten Must-Have Items When Camping with Juggalos
- Gathering of the Juggalos: Misconceptions and First Impressions
- Death Reported at Gathering of the Juggalos; Drug Bridge Closed
- Ten Things You Do Not Need When Camping With Juggalos
- Behold the Waking Nightmare of Juggalo Port-a-Potties
- "Where Did My Dick Go? The Gathering of the Juggalos' Best Overheard Quotations
- Death at the Gathering of the Juggalos: "Four Dudes That Had Been Sleeping With a Corpse."
- Juggalo Eats and the Quest for the Mystical Burrito Man
- Here Are the Things That Happen After 5 a.m. at the Gathering of the Juggalos
- This Incredible Make-A-Wish Teenager Went to the Gathering of the Juggalos, Got a Lap Dance (NSFW)

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