The Ten-Step Illustrated Pot Moocher's Guide to Getting High at Shows

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Dan Zettwoch

4. Have a lighter.
Stoners always need a lighter. If you smoke cigarettes, lighting up at an outdoor concert will let them know you've got one. If, unlike us, you actually care about your health, try to find another way to showcase your lighter-carrying ability. Maybe practice juggling them in your spare time, or make a necklace out of them. (We have seen both at EDM fests.)

5. Keep a Swisher or some papers on you.
It's another thing stoners somehow always need. It also helps to be able to roll. Honestly, there's a 50/50 chance you might have to smoke it for them too.

Dan Zettwoch

6. Be friendly!
Smoking weed with a stranger is starting a conversation with a stranger, so just be cool. At the very least, you obviously have similar taste in music. Don't be too friendly, though. You don't want to have to tell your kids one day that you met their father while he was rolling a huge fatty at Coachella.

7. If someone's not trying to share their weed, don't pout.
That's their right, as a marijuana purchaser, and your cross to bear as a hop-on. Refrain from all side-eyeing, scoffing or hair flipping. That's just bad form.

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