The Ten-Step Illustrated Pot Moocher's Guide to Getting High at Shows

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Dan Zettwoch

8. Eye contact, point to the weed, gesture with pinched fingers and nod.
That is the universal body language for, "Do you mind if I hit that?" If you get a nod in return, your request has been granted. This exchange can take place no matter how loud the music around you is.

9. Don't hijack that shit.
Don't smoke down a whole joint in three pulls, don't puff and pass to four friends behind you. And don't overstay your welcome in that rotation, or you might not be invited back.

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Dan Zettwoch
10. Wait for the hits.
At rock concerts and hip-hop shows, stoners tend to bring a designated blunt/joint/bowl's worth for the purpose of lighting up to enhance the experience of their favorite song. Don't believe me? Go to a Juicy J show and see what happens during "Bandz A Make Her Dance."

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