The Ten-Step Illustrated Pot Moocher's Guide to Getting High at Shows

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Dan Zettwoch

8. Eye contact, point to the weed, gesture with pinched fingers and nod.
That is the universal body language for, "Do you mind if I hit that?" If you get a nod in return, your request has been granted. This exchange can take place no matter how loud the music around you is.

9. Don't hijack that shit.
Don't smoke down a whole joint in three pulls, don't puff and pass to four friends behind you. And don't overstay your welcome in that rotation, or you might not be invited back.

Dan Zettwoch
10. Wait for the hits.
At rock concerts and hip-hop shows, stoners tend to bring a designated blunt/joint/bowl's worth for the purpose of lighting up to enhance the experience of their favorite song. Don't believe me? Go to a Juicy J show and see what happens during "Bandz A Make Her Dance."


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