Six Music Nerds We Put Up With
The Metal Nerd
He'll introduce you to obscure metal bands like Warfare and Saxon; he'll introduce you to their friends as "their hipster friend." He probably knows how to party, though, so that is a plus. Just for fun, tell 'em you don't like Black Sabbath, and watch his head explode, but be prepared for an impassioned and lengthy conversation to follow.
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