"Talk Dirty": The Worst Pop Song In History?
To the credit of both performers, they seem genuinely interested in learning Spanish. (Dos Cadenas = 2 Chainz). Derulo even apparently dabbles in French, though in this case things go off the rails.
Uno, met your friend in Rio
Dos, she was all on me-o
Tres, we can ménage à three though
By purporting to celebrate different cultures but actually denigrating them, "Talk Dirty" is special in the realm of horrible pop music; it's the greatest hate listen in recorded music history. So much fun for everyone in the club.
Congratulations Messrs. Derulo and Chainz: You have truly tapped into what the girl them need.
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