"Talk Dirty": The Worst Pop Song In History?

Categories: Fiesta!

To the credit of both performers, they seem genuinely interested in learning Spanish. (Dos Cadenas = 2 Chainz). Derulo even apparently dabbles in French, though in this case things go off the rails.

Uno, met your friend in Rio
Dos, she was all on me-o
Tres, we can ménage à three though
Quatro, ooh

By purporting to celebrate different cultures but actually denigrating them, "Talk Dirty" is special in the realm of horrible pop music; it's the greatest hate listen in recorded music history. So much fun for everyone in the club.

Congratulations Messrs. Derulo and Chainz: You have truly tapped into what the girl them need.

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27 comments
erica.denice
erica.denice

Agree with all of it. Annoying. Overplayed. Unoriginal lyrics.

KillTheWiseOne
KillTheWiseOne

Oh shut up. At least it has some style instead of most of the vapid crap on the radio since ever.

Meagan Lamey Meier
Meagan Lamey Meier

i love this song. don't care about the lyrics…it's freaking catchy! haven't tired of it yet. and the saxophone!?!?! amazing. i even looked into the band that this song sampled…pretty good.

Glen Cory
Glen Cory

The song sucks, and the boy sucks!

Courtney Ringle
Courtney Ringle

gotta admit, if you take the words out, it has a pretty awesome track/beat to dance to.

Dave Barco
Dave Barco

Uh how about "It's So Cold In the D" or "Let Me Smell Yo Dick" by Riskay?

Ben Watson
Ben Watson

Come on "blurred lines" is the worst

Ron Clements
Ron Clements

Uh, that's a little weird. OK, more than a little.

Ron Clements
Ron Clements

Oh, there are have definitely been many worse songs. Sorry, RFT, that's it's not a song by some obscure band nobody's ever heard of.

Beth Davis
Beth Davis

Have u forgotten "barbie girl"? For the record, I dig gettin down to "talk dirty". So does my 2 yr old! :D

Steve Mincer
Steve Mincer

that "papi" song by j.lard is a crime against humanity.

Jeffrey Nunn
Jeffrey Nunn

Worse songs? Nikki Minaj's "Stupid Hoe" and Master P's "Make 'em Say Ugh" come to mind. Though I'm not sure either of those actually qualify as music.

Nancy Weil
Nancy Weil

There's something more than a little ironic about a blog post poking at a bad song that also talks about the number of YouTube views the video has had, and then links to the video, so that it can rack up yet more views, even if people are clicking on the link to check out just how bad the song is.

Zak Tajjioui
Zak Tajjioui

This song is really not that bad. There are at least 1000 way worse songs out there.

Lori K Logan
Lori K Logan

This song is horrible and sounds like it was produced in the 90s!

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