The Ten Sleaziest T-Shirts of Ultra 2014
Photo by S. Pajot
In 1939, with the bloodiest war of the 20th century looming, the Brits were facing the imminent likelihood of being bombed from above by Nazis for hundreds and hundreds of days. So they created a saying, "Keep Calm and Carry On," to help keep the people chipper.
But in an era when all bros gotta worry 'bout is bass bombs (and not being literally buried under a pile of smoking rubble), the average male citizen's worst anxiety is whether or not there's a loose woman with low enough standards to touch his wee-wee.
Props on the matching spike-studded cap, though.
Photo by Liz Tracy
What's so sleazy about Ibiza? It's beautiful this time of year.
Well, we're not talking about the t-shirt.
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