Here's How Much Celebrities Are Getting Paid to Wear Stuff at Coachella

Categories: Coachella

Celebrity: Robin Thicke

Brand: Summer's Eve Douche

Pay: $100,000

Nobody has been more understanding of "douche" than Robin Thicke.

Celebrity: Danny DeVito

Brand: Marithé et François Girbaud Jeans

Pay: $25,000, plus a free belt.

DeVito's ass looks exquisite in '90s fashions 

Celebrity: Chris Brown

Brand: The State of California / California Raisin Advisory Board

Pay: Less prison time

As part of a plea deal with the State of California, Brown has been walking around wearing a California Raisins costume. This may or may not be true. We heard it through the grapevine. 

Celebrity: Pharrell Williams

Brand: The Russian Federation Tourism industry 

Pay:  $15,000 and a Crimean harem

Having realized what a hatwear trendsetter Pharrell has become, Putin is paying him to sport an authentic Russian babushka during the festival, made from the hide of the nearly-extinct Asiatic Black Bear. Hot in herre, indeed!


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