Here's How Much Celebrities Are Getting Paid to Wear Stuff at Coachella
Celebrity: Robin Thicke
Brand: Summer's Eve Douche
Nobody has been more understanding of "douche" than Robin Thicke.
Celebrity: Danny DeVito
Brand: Marithé et François Girbaud Jeans
Pay: $25,000, plus a free belt.
DeVito's ass looks exquisite in '90s fashions
Celebrity: Chris Brown
Brand: The State of California / California Raisin Advisory Board
Pay: Less prison time
As part of a plea deal with the State of California, Brown has been walking around wearing a California Raisins costume. This may or may not be true. We heard it through the grapevine.
Celebrity: Pharrell Williams
Brand: The Russian Federation Tourism industry
Pay: $15,000 and a Crimean harem
Having realized what a hatwear trendsetter Pharrell has become, Putin is paying him to sport an authentic Russian babushka during the festival, made from the hide of the nearly-extinct Asiatic Black Bear. Hot in herre, indeed!
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