Ultra 2014 Superlatives: Grumpiest Cat, Most Revealing Raver, and More!
Marta Xochilt Perez
For a festival plump with PLUR, it was certainly odd to see a Grumpy Cat prowling amid the bubblegum-colored tutus. He was testing the saccharine smiles of kandi ravers. But nothing, not even this guy, could bring the party down with a frown. Well, maybe the stench lurking under that rubber mask might.
Best Sign Ever
Yes. After anything, we eat Taco Bell. See you there, brah.
Best Place to Meet a Bro: Ultra Worldwide
This is the "tent" at Ultra where folks who don't know a whole lot about quality go to pump their fists hard as fuck and sweat stinky bullets. If you have a hankering for a bro or babe with mediocre taste in music and a deep desire to bounce around like they're surgically attached to a pogo stick, the Worldwide structure was made just for you.