Oh My God, Manowar Is Coming to St. Louis

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Oh my God.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Ohmigod ohmigod ohmigod....

Manowar is coming. THE Manowar. This one:

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FREAKING MANOWAR.

For those of you unfamiliar with Manowar, the group is best known for the fact that, rather than other bands who simply play instruments for their audiences, Manowar kills them.

Its members march for revenge toward the gates of Valhalla , with an army of the immortals in tow. They are warlords who possess the secret of steel; their gloves of metal are covered in the blood of their enemies, who have been killed with power. Black wind, fire and steel fill the battlefield as these defenders of hope carry on with their violence and bloodshed, fighting the world in a holy war against the hand of doom.

Also, the band also does a pretty bitchin' cover of "Silent Night" -- you know, for Christmastime festivities and whatnot.

So, yeah. Manowar is coming, you unwashed heathen. Do you not hear the rumble in the distance? Do you not feel the very earth beneath your feet quake with its mighty approach? Bow down, urchin, and take up arms alongside these warriors, or be destroyed in Odin's name. (Wimps and posers need not apply.)

Manowar will perform at Pop's Nightclub on November 14. Tickets will be $75 each, and can be purchased at Ticketweb.com or at the Pop's box office.

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Nakia Simpson
Nakia Simpson

Life is too short to be working long hours for someone else and not getting anywhere in life! Now it’s your turn to own your business, make your own hours and be your own boss! Inbox me so you can start living!!!!

Daniel Beaty
Daniel Beaty

any price to see manowar is well worth it

Shawn Smith
Shawn Smith

In all fairness, feathered hair ain't cheap.

Zach Paul
Zach Paul

There are about 5 bands i'd pay that money to see. I'm not ripping on em though. If they can fill the place on that price then more power to 'em. They are a cool band.

Jay Binder
Jay Binder

Will they cancel if the tickets sales are a dozen or less?

Mon Ster
Mon Ster

Also, the song title paragraph was perfect

Mon Ster
Mon Ster

I'm 100% okay with all casuals and wimps staying home on this one. Can't wait.

James Bryan Welch
James Bryan Welch

Considering I"ve never heard of Manowar, yes, $75 is too much!

Bea Pants
Bea Pants

It's less than I paid to see iron maiden at Riverport. It's not just the money. It's insulting.

Bryan Byerly
Bryan Byerly

Then Laura Dee.. you will miss out on some amazing shows

Laura Dee
Laura Dee

I wouldn't spend $75 to see any band... even my favorite band.

Chris Gee
Chris Gee

$75???? That includes free drinks all night and a a refund afterwards right?

Dean Berry
Dean Berry

I guess they figure with gwar out of the picture, they are now the only joke metal band around.

Allen Maloy
Allen Maloy

holy shit...but damn, $75? Manowar kills....my wallet

Joel Donato
Joel Donato

During an interview when asked what he thought about Metallica, Joey DeMaio replied, "I'm sorry, I don't listen to country music

Bill Long
Bill Long

These guys are the biggest joke...in the history of MANOKIND

Adam Fry
Adam Fry

Other bands play.... Man O War kills!

Justin Burnett
Justin Burnett

I had better come in my pants and get free drinks all night too..,. $75, kiss my ass... I didn't pay that much to see Pink Floyd.... And that was there final tour.......

Steve Scott
Steve Scott

King Diamond is coming to town rather go to that one.

evanlan
evanlan

Let's assume that Manowar's badassedness is beyond reproach. Even so- $75? Measured against the dollars-per-Kilmister scale, how would this compare to the last time that Motorhead played Pop's?

Dan Kelemen
Dan Kelemen

Ticket prices a little bit high, just sayin

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