MC Hammer Comes to Ferguson, Probably Fixes Everything

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French, who is apparently a fan, was excited to meet with Hammer, and even had him sign a copy of his tape.

For what it is worth, Hammer enjoyed his time in Ferguson, and expressed as much at the end of his stay, even going so far as to say that God "chose" St. Louis.

Come back anytime, Mr. Hammer.



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Mark Alan McRoberts
Mark Alan McRoberts

Please help our state. It is so full of racist misogynistic and homophobic people in power.

Eric Wright
Eric Wright

Everybody who is bashing Hammer are the same Mo Fo's who had his tapes, wore his pants, and were on his dick. So shut up. Who cares if he came and visited a community decided by racist ass crackers and trigger happy low IQ police officers who love killing black kids.

BennyBob Northcutt
BennyBob Northcutt

Bigtee tofake turner you're dumb as hell. From a creepy ass proud cracker.

Bigtee ToReal Turner
Bigtee ToReal Turner

Some these white ppl sound dumb as hell!! Enough with the Hammer Time... It's been past time to lock up Darren @$$

Ken Dean
Ken Dean

Did he bring his pussy pants wit ' em ?

Scott Northcutt
Scott Northcutt

Really. I mean what the hell are they protesting about. The fact that the facts wern't even out and QT's are getting looting. It's time for the black community to pull back and say we EFFED UP!!!!

Ryan Wallis
Ryan Wallis

Hope he wasnt giving financial advice lol

Nik Vojicic
Nik Vojicic

I would love to see him doing the running man through the tear gas yellin -can't touch this!

Sarah Jeude Landis
Sarah Jeude Landis

What if it DID fix everything? That would be cool. I'd be OK with that.

Eva Heaslip
Eva Heaslip

Big sigh of relief. This whole time I was praying Hammer would show up to save the day. Prayers answered. Hallelujah.

Andrea Brennan
Andrea Brennan

I'm sorry, what? MC Hammer was my first cassette tape (yes, tape), but "probably fixes everything"? Tell me this is sarcastic...

Justice4Real
Justice4Real

GET THE FACTS!!! LET THE EVIDENCE PLAY OUT IN COURT!!! STOP MAKING IT A POINT TO BE VISIBLE ONLY WHEN THE CAMERAS ARE ON AND THE MEDIA IS PRESENT!!! Clearly you didn't protest this much when St. Louis City Police Officer Norvelle Brown was shot and killed in an ambush by a 15-year-old Black male suspect who had intended to kill a police officer.

Walter Moss
Walter Moss

Plain ridiculous is what it is. Not as ridiculous as FPD's standard operating procedures though.

Donna Glass
Donna Glass

Ooooohhhh brother. ....mumbling. .....

Brian Boyd
Brian Boyd

The irony of preaching non violence while wearing an Oakland tshirt.

Bill Taden
Bill Taden

Well hell, if we are going this direction why not just have Madea come to Ferguson and lay down the law!!!!

Bill Taden
Bill Taden

Wtf?? He got enough royalties to buy a plane ticket?? And he comes to Ferguson???

Walter Moss
Walter Moss

Hands up! Don't shoot! Stop! Hammer time!

Rodney Matheson
Rodney Matheson

2 legit 2 quit, hey hey. Please Hammer, don't hurt em.

Ron Tinsley
Ron Tinsley

Lmao this shit is making Ferguson famous haha Not!

David Lakine
David Lakine

Michael Tucker....Exactly! Thanks for responding. It's people like yourself who keep my faith in humanity uplifted.

Michael Tucker
Michael Tucker

Funny thing is, he does have a lot going on. He's made a lot of money in the tech industry, completely separate from his prior fame and wealth. How many of the lame assed haters here can say you've made millions, lost it and did it again?

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