The 10 Most Ridiculous Homemade Signs at the One Direction Concert

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Micah Usher
New Kids On the Block One Direction performed in St. Louis last night at the Edward Jones Dome, bringing out scores of crazed fans who gladly stood outside in the rain for hours, for some reason, as the streets were blocked off. The young ladies milled about and presumably screamed excitedly at one another about who their favorite members of the group are, and many carried homemade signs.

Yeah, about those signs....

See also: Our full slideshow from the event

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10. Harry Styles, one of the members of the band, recently grew his hair out. These ladies are betting that isn't the only part of his body with great length.

Presupposing that hair length is indicative of penis size is a slippery slope, though. If true, it would mean Asha Mandela, keeper of the longest hair in the world with 55-foot dreadlocks, is probably packing something truly terrifying. Scary to think.

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9. I, like you, am also wondering what three-letter verb this fan chose to censor from her sign, which she claims to be able to make band member Niall Horan do every night. Probably best to just move along....

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8. This is what is known as the "direct" approach. Getting down to business, the heart of the matter.

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7. "taking off all ur clothes lil boy" is what that sign says. "Lil boy." PHRASING, please.

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6. "GET IN THE VAN" is rarely an effective way to attract a mate, in my experience. Oh but look; they got something called "Nandos."

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Roy Johnson
Roy Johnson

I don't THINK so, you obviously don't know Ron.

tsondashay
tsondashay

The sign thank you for saving my daughter is in reference to suicide prevention and stop self harm. If you are any type of a directioner or parent of a loyal directioner than you understand this sign well. That is exactly what it is about. My daughter was bullied constantly and was self harming and with the help of the music of one direction and the message behind some if the lyrics it saved my daughter. I have the utmost respect for this band and will continue to support my daughter and her choice to be a directioner

Jessica Haller Speckhart
Jessica Haller Speckhart

My favorite sign - one direction infection!! Lol! Oh, stay classy and keep the details to yourself.

Jason Stout
Jason Stout

Kym Crowell......what sign did you make?

brookers528
brookers528

Apparently "Thank You For Saving My...." is a fandom thing re: suicide prevention.

Kelli Mayahi
Kelli Mayahi

Soooooooo Fuck in sad.??? Now is the 1 time in my life I'm glad not to have a daughter.

Steven Torlina
Steven Torlina

These fuck tards will die off just like all the other gay boy boy bands

Chantel Baldwin
Chantel Baldwin

You'd have to know a 1D fan to get so many of the references. My teen daughter keeps me informed!

Johnny Moore Jr.
Johnny Moore Jr.

I worked Stage guard... It was a great show... I am a hip hop head but I work in the venue business... It was a really good show... You make 54,000 screaming girls cry like Jesus is in the house you get my respect...

boxcar_fritz
boxcar_fritz

@rftmusic Nandos is a popular chicken franchise in England. Which makes that sign still pretty bizarre.

tsondashay
tsondashay

That is exactly what it is about. My daughter was bullied constantly and was self harming and with the help of the music of one direction and the message behind some if the lyrics it saved my daughter. I have the utmost respect for this band and will continue to support my daughter and her choice to be a directioner

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