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Artist: Sammy Hagar
Album: Three Lock Box
From: Vintage Vinyl
Year: 1982
Label: Geffen Records
What it sounds like: The exhaust pipe of a white trash Ferrari
Artist: Chuck Mangione
Album: Fun and Games
From: Vintage Vinyl
Year: 1980
Label: A&M Records
What it sounds like: Fluttering flugelhorn flatulence. (Say it five times fast)
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Artist: Elton John
Album: Live in Australia with the Melbourne Symphony Orchestra
From: Vintage Vinyl
Year: 1987
Label: MCA Records
What it sounds like: A big gay rock opera.
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Artist: Stillwater
Album: I Reserve the Right!
From: Vintage Vinyl
Year: 1978
Label: Capricorn Records
What it sounds like: A real band that's not as good as a made-up one/Southern butt-rock/ Lynyrd Skynyrd-meets-Foghat.
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Artist: Slave
Album: Slave
From: Vintage Vinyl
Year: 1977
Label: Cotillion Records
What it sounds like: George Clinton and P-Funk performing during an acid trip gone bad.
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Artist: Phil
Collins
Album: No Jacket Required
From: Vintage Vinyl
Year: 1985
Label: Atlantic Records
What it sounds like: The 80's Dance Pop Special: A smooth synthesizer groove, with an order of keyboards, drum machines, and
horns on the side.
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Artist: Michael
Bolton
Album: (Sittin' On) The Dock of the Bay
From: Vintage Vinyl
Year: 1988
Label: CBS Records
What it sounds like: Sacrilege: The classic Otis Redding song redone "When a Man Loves a Woman"-style.
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Artist: June
Pointer
Album: Baby Sister
From: Vintage Vinyl
Year: 1983
Label: Planet Records
What it sounds like: The youngest Pointer sister takes a turn as a nymphomaniacal disco diva.
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Artist: Aretha
Franklin
Album: Jumpin' Jack Flash
From: Vintage Vinyl
Year: 1986
Label: Arista Records
What it sounds like: Aretha Franklin slurring her words like Mick Jagger over "street" renditions of the classic Stones song.
Artist: Captain
& Tennille
Album: Dream
From: Vintage Vinyl
Year: 1978
Label: A&M Records
What it sounds like: Jimmy Buffett + The Beach Boys + Barbra Streisand + Elton John/Scissor Sisters + Diana Ross = Captain & Tennille.
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