Torry, Please, Please, Please Put Your Million-Dollar Hand Away
Categories: Shit That Gets Passed Around
Late of the St. Louis Rams, and newly signed by the Jacksonville Jaguars, Torry Holt will be sorely missed here in the 'Lou. Really a shame he had to go elsewhere.
On the other hand, it might not be so bad. At a press conference recently, Holt was showing off his million-dollar hands, and I have to say: they are utterly appalling. Let's just say there's a little something going on with Torry's finger that makes Brian Baldinger's pinky look positively tame by comparison.
The video is completely, totally safe-for-work. However, it may not be even a little bit safe if you're eating, have eaten recently, or are considering eating ever again. Watch at your own risk.