Welcome Aboard, Matt Holliday -- Now Get Growing!
Categories: Cardinals
Unreal's not the first to have cogitated upon this aspect of the Matt Holliday-to-the-Cardinals trade, but we're going on the record anyway.
Holliday needs a mustache, and we're hereby casting our vote for the "Rollie Fingers":
Holliday needs a mustache, and we're hereby casting our vote for the "Rollie Fingers":
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Something about that A's uniform makes it a perfect fit.

















