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Mark Mulder Pulls a Brett Favre (Well, Sort Of)

Categories: Baseball
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So it seems Mark Mulder's career has finally come to an end. He announced his retirement just- 

What? He's not retiring? Oh. Huh. Well, then. 

Okay, hmm. Let's see, how do we fix this? 

Got it. 

Mark Mulder has announced he's maybe thinking about retirement, except he really isn't. Except he sort of is, because his arm doesn't work. And he's a pitcher. But he's not retiring. He's going to make a comeback. Maybe. 

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5 Comments We're Tired of Hearing About Mark McGwire

The shelf-life of the Mark McGwire steroids story turned out to be a little longer than most of us -- and maybe Mark himself -- expected. But after all, it's January and there's nary any other real baseball news to be had.

As a result of the relative longevity of Big Mac's coming clean, sports talkers and well, everyone else, has chimed in about McGwire.

And so we present to you today a list of five of the most annoying comments people everywhere are making about McGwire's admissions, by Aaron Hooks over at Inside STL. Below is a personal pet-peeve:

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Read the other four most annoying reasons at Insidestl.com


A Quick Plug for Something Great: The Boys of Summer Documentary

You know, I really like to try and bring positive things to your attention whenever I can. I fail most of the time, being the sort of person for whom optimism will always be just slightly out of reach, but I try nonetheless. 

So, in the spirit of positive things, I would like to tell you about something really, really good.

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What the Hell are the Astros Thinking?

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I really, really don't get it. The Houston Astros just keep making these bizarre decisions, and I've finally given up trying to figure it all out. 
The Lance Berkman Fan Club isn't happy about this post, but they feel it needs to be said.
The most recent onslaught of craziness came just last week, when the Astros handed a three year deal - three years! - to Brandon Lyon worth a whopping $15 million, then turned around and brought in Pedro Feliz on a one-year deal for $4.5 million. 

Neither of those moves makes even the slightest bit of sense. 

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Rumor Roundup: Low Hanging Wang

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Totally off-topic, but you should really check out this comic. It's pretty great.
So apparently now the Cardinals are interested in possibly procuring the services of Chien-Ming Wang, late of the New York Yankees, to help fill in the back end of their 2010 rotation. 

Aside from the obvious joy I feel at the potential headline puns I could come up with next year, I'm a little skeptical of this idea. It seems like a decent enough fit, I suppose, on the surface, what with Wang's extreme ground-ball tendencies and Dave Duncan's extreme love for said tendencies, but I'm not so sure this is the match made in heaven it might seem to be at first blush. 

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Rumor Roundup: Miguel Tejada?

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The Winter Meetings are on the downslope now, so 'tis the season for the crazy rumour-mongering to escalate even further as agents, players, and executives all try to cook something up before they have to leave picturesque Indianapolis. 

I thought I might take a look at one of the rumours I keep hearing about the Cardinals: their interest in Miguel Tejada to play third base. 


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News of the Day: Rick Ankiel Northside Bound?

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So, according to Derrick Goold's retweet, the Cubs appear to be interested in signing Rick Ankiel just as soon as they can figure out how to unload Milton Bradley

You know who I feel bad for? Will Leitch. Seriously. This is going to kill him. 
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Derek Jeter Wins Derek Jeter of the Year Award

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So yesterday Derek Jeter was named Sportsman of the Year by Sports Illustrated. 
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Sigh. 

See, this is the reason so many people are sick of Derek Jeter. The guy goes out and has a very nice season, and then, instead of receiving modest praise for being about the third or fourth best player on a championship team, he gets a bunch of ink for the MVP award, somehow wins the Hank Aaron award as the best offensive player in the American League, and SI tells us he was the single best athlete on the face of the earth this year. 

It's enough to drive a man to drink, you know? 

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Cards Keeping the 'Stache, Starting a Gotay

Wow. What a horrible pun. That's really the sort of title someone should lose their job over. 
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The Cardinals put the finishing touches on their new dynasty yetsterday by resigning backup catcher Jason LaRue and bringing in utility infielder Ruben Gotay on a minor league deal. With these final two pieces in place, the Cards are now poised to close the championship gap between themselves and the Yankees

Okay, so maybe that's a little strong. Still, there's a lot to like here, and I'll tell you why. 

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Jason LaRue and His Amazing Mullet Will Stay in St. Louis

St. Louis Cardinals back-up catcher Jason LaRue has signed a one-year deal with the team, which means the winner of St. Louis' Best Mustache in 2008 and the owner of a mullet any K-SHE listener would be proud to sport will be back in St. Louis in 2010.

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Reports Matthew Leach of MLB.com:

LaRue, who will turn 36 during Spring Training, appeared in 51 games for the Cardinals in 2009. He batted .240 with a .288 on-base percentage, a .327 slugging percentage, two home runs and six RBIs. LaRue threw out five of 15 would-be base stealers.

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