7 Coaches Who Should Replace Charlie Weis at Notre Dame

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Notre Dame head coach Charlie Weis could be out at the end of the season. But who should replace him?
As we near the end of another college football season, one of America's favorite subjects rises again: What happens to Notre Dame?

Why is this non-story a story? Yu don't have to look far -- whether in St. Louis or in any other part of the country -- Notre Dame fans, however obnoxious or uppity, are everywhere.

Since Lou Holtz left the Irish after the '96 season, the national relevance of the program has diminished almost as much as Holtz's relevance as an ESPN analyst. Notre Dame has no trouble being relevant to fans or the media because it's, well, Notre Dame. But the program isn't the problem, it's the coach. When Charlie Weis was brought in five years ago, it was because he was an alumni and he had credentials as the offensive coordinator for the Super Bowl-winning dynasty New England Patriots. It seemed like a logical choice, right?

Pirates Killed by Manatees: Film at Eleven!

You know how every year, just as the baseball season is about to start, you begin sort of making up your predictions, getting them all straight in your head? No need to lie and say you don't do it; we all do. Some of us write them down, some of us discuss them incessantly with our friends (or, if we happen to have one, a captive Internet audience), and some of us just keep them to ourselves. But we all do it. 

Well, in the interest of helping you out with your preseason predictions, I would like to bring a little something to your attention. It seems like just about every year, we hear that this is the year the Pittsburgh Pirates finally really start to turn their fortunes around and become respectable again. 

Well, I'm here to tell you that turnaround may be a bit further off than that. 

See, the Pittsburgh Pirates sent out a collection of their top minor league prospects to play Manatee Community College yesterday in an exhibition game. 

And guess what? Manatee won

There's something you don't hear every day, huh? 

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Jesus Christ! Look out Pittsburgh, they've got a taste for blood now! 
Now, I'm not entirely sure on this one; Manatee Community College could be an absolute hotbed of major league talent and I just don't realize it. However, until I see Manatee taking on Oregon State or UNC in the College World Series, I'm going to assume it probably isn't. 

Seriously, how great is this? When your franchise is such a mess that a team of your best prospects, or even just your prospects, all of whom are real live professional baseball players, loses to Manatee Community College

So as for that great Pirate turnaround that gets predicted every year, until the youngsters the Pirates are bringing up can start beating the local JuCo kids, I'll just assume it isn't going to happen. 

The best quote of all came from Manatee coach Tim Hill. 

"Not to take anything away from their guys, but they do that for a living... and we're not used to seeing the type of pitchers we saw, and this was the first time our guys used wooden bats." (Emphasis mine) 

Now that's just awesome.

The First Baseball Game of the Year at Busch Stadium

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It wasn't played by the Cardinals (you'll have to wait till Monday, when the Pirates come to town to see the Redbirds in action) but by the Mizzou and SLU. The Tigers trounced the Billikens 19-6.

If a confused spectator had wandered into the stands, there was zero chance of confusing this game for big league play. It was a sloppy, achingly slow-paced affair that included seven errors, thirteen walks, and six hit batsmen. 

But despite their mediocre records (SLU is 14-13 after the loss and Mizzou 14-14) both teams have a few talented players that were worth seeing, including Mizzou centerfielder Ryan Lollis who has twice been taken in the 20th round of the MLB draft and Mizzou catcher Trevor Coleman, a second team all-Big 12 player and the Louisville Slugger freshman of the year in 2007.

Time For Missouri Fans to Panic -- Mike Anderson Going to Memphis?

All along through the tournament run that Mizzou just made, I would constantly hear from people, "Oh, Anderson's gone. Kentucky is going to snatch him up." 

But Kentucky wasn't going to take Mike Anderson. I thought they would go for a bigger name, a splashy move that makes bold headlines all over the country. I thought they would try to poach Billy Donovan away from Florida. Maybe even a guy like Jim Boeheim from Syracuse. Most of all, though, I always thought that John Calipari was going to be the guy. He's got all the qualifications; track record of success, certainly a big-name coach, could bring in half of a great recruiting class with him, history with the university, all of it. Mike Anderson is perfectly safe, I thought; Calipari is likely going to be the guy. 

Well, it looks now like I was probably right about Calipari being the guy for Kentucky. Unfortunately, it also looks like I forgot a little something in my assessment: the school that loses their coach is going to need a coach.

Four Reasons Mizzou Will Make the Final Four

Mizzou's win last night over Memphis combined all the ingredients for a March Madness special.

A three-quarter court shot at the buzzer? Check.

Enough bricks from the free throw line to rebuild Mizzou Arena? Check.

102 points against the most efficient defense in college basketball? Check.

Yup, the Tigers are officially dancing with Cinderella at this point.

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We've already been both optimistic and pessimistic about the MU's bracket-busting chances here on the Rundown, listing 16 reasons why they wouldn't advance past the Sweet 16 and another eight reasons why'd they'd beat those slogan-stealing Memphis Tigers and get where they are today.

The gimmick has worked so far, so let's try it again (that has to be what's going through Mike Anderson's head these last few weeks, right?). 

Without further ado: Four reasons Mizzou will upset UConn tomorrow afternoon.

1. Thabeet can be beaten.
The 7' 3" shot-blocking machine (150 swats so far this season) is unarguably the most intimidating post presence in college basketball. He's basically the second coming of Dikembe Mutumbo. That said, Memphis' big men found out how good Leo Lyons is at drawing fouls and he'll be trying to do the force Thabeet out of the game the same way. Also, don't underestimate the way Mizzou's tempo will affect Thabeet's play. Constantly running 94 feet up and down a basketball court has its way of tiring people out, especially giants.

2. Mizzou goes deep.
In their win last night, Mizzou's bench played 58 minutes. On the season, they have nine players who average more than ten minutes a game. UConn, meanwhile, only really goes seven deep. If MU can dictate the pace of the game like they did against Memphis (and in all of their wins this season), expect UConn to run out of gas in the final minutes. Vince Lombardi said it best: "Fatigue makes cowards of us all."

Missouri Takes the Other Tigers by the Tail

Holy shit. Did that really happen? 

Of all the possibly outcomes of Missouri's game against Memphis last night, that was one that I never, ever envisioned. Here were two teams, both known for being remarkably tenacious on defense, both running press defenses for all 40 minutes, every single night.

Yes, they both run, and yes, both like to keep the game extremely up tempo, but it's a strange, grinding sort of up tempo basketball, less run and gun than run and brawl. 

Eight Reasons Mizzou Will Make the Elite Eight

Just before the Madness began last week, I laid out a lengthy list of reasons why Missouri would fail in the first few rounds of the tournament, pointing out a few of the Tigers' most glaring weaknesses and the dangers of each potential early round match-up.

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Now Mizzou has reached the Sweet Sixteen for the first time since 2002 and they're one very difficult win away from proving my original prediction wrong. But like Kim English coming off the bench to swish a pair of game-winning free throws, I'm not one to easily admit defeat. 

I'm hedging my bets and laying out eight reasons Mizzou could pull the upset of the tournament, defeating that other team of Tigers and advancing to the Elite 8 to face UConn or Purdue.

1. Mike Anderson has John Calipari's number.
Memphis has a 61-game winning streak against Conference USA opponents. Their last loss? To an Anderson-coached UAB team in 2006. Granted, Calipari has a 5-2 overall record against Anderson, but Memphis has always had more talent in its program and the 2006 squad had half a dozen future NBA players on the roster. The fact that Anderson could even beat Memphis once shows he has the wits that are going to be necessary in order to break Memphis current 27-game winning streak.

2. Memphis hasn't played a team as good as Mizzou in months.
Winning 27 D-I college basketball games in a row is impressive no matter what conference a team plays in but the fact remains: Memphis has only beat two quality opponents, Gonzaga and Xavier Tennessee. When the team faced quality, power-conference opponents early in the season, Memphis came up short every time.

3. Leo Lyons is on fire.
Several Tigers have continued the stellar play that steered them to the Big 12 tournament title, but Lyons in particular has impressed me thus far. Out-sized by Cornell's seven-foot center, he used his agility to create space and bank in a few tough looks, finishing with 23 points and 10 rebounds. MU will need that and more from their post star in order to beat Memphis. Their best bet is Lyons attacking the Memphis bigs Dozier and Taggart and getting to the free-throw line -- resulting in points for Mizzou and foul trouble for Memphis. How likely is that scenario? During the regular season, Lyons led the nation in fouls drawn, with 8.2 per 40 minutes of play, numbers that narrowly edge out All-Americans Tyler Hansborough and Blake Griffin.

One Down For the Tigers, Five More to Go

The Tigers move on, Cornell goes home. And in the end, it looked just like pretty much every other Missouri victory. 

Watching the Tigers all year, there's a remarkably predictable pattern to every game that the Tigers win. At halftime, the game seems almost evenly matched, the score seemingly always within about 5-7 points either way. Then, in the second half, the Tigers keep running, keep putting up baskets, and their opponents just lose their legs. Their shots start falling short, and Mizzou ends up winning the game by double digits. 

Obama Predicts Early Exit for Mizzou, Illini in Tourney

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In perhaps the biggest sports media coup in history, the worldwide leader got the leader of the free world to post his March Madness bracket on ESPN.com rather than the site for NCAA tournament sponsor CBS.

Obama agreed to the deal way back in October during an interview with ESPN's Andy Katz and there's there's no denying that reading the president's hand-scrawled bracket, complete with indecisive strike-throughs on a few picks, is fascinating.

By now you probably know that the man in charge is an admitted hoopaholic. Not only is he having the White House bowling alley removed in favor of a full-court basketball set-up, his personal aide is former Duke player Reggie Love, and he's been known to shoot hoops with the North Carolina Tar Heels, who he picked to win the championship.

But the big question: how does he feel about the odds for the hometown favorites?

He has the University of Illinois Illini, the team from his home state, falling in the second round to Gonzaga. The pick is actually pretty generous considering that Illinois losing to Western Kentucky is a popular upset special in the first round. (The prez picked mostly favorites to win, and had three one seeds and a two seed in the Final Four.)

As for the Missouri Tigers, Obama has them reaching the Sweet 16 but losing to Memphis. Looks like he originally had them losing to Marquette in the second round but changed his mind. Maybe he reads the Rundown and was convinced that Mizzou has too tough a road to travel to get past the third round.


Sixteen Reasons Mizzou Won't Make it Past the Sweet Sixteen

Mizzou surprised even its most optimistic fans when it won the Big 12 tournament last week. It was an impressive performance, especially for a team that absolutely stunk in road games all season. Now the Tigers seem to be hitting their stride at just the right time of the year, winning ten of their last twelve en route to their highest tourney seed since 1994.

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Still, it's called March Madness for a reason: teams that are playing well -- even at their peak -- can lose at anytime. 

Here's sixteen reasons (for symmetry's sake) why Mizzou won't make it past the Sweet Sixteen.

1. The West is the toughest region in the tournament. One-seed UConn was one of the top teams in the country all year, Memphis has won 25 games in a row and could easily have been a one-seed, and Washington won the Pac-10 and got low-balled as a four-seed. Hell, Mississippi State just won the SEC tournament and they're the 13 seed in the region.

2. Boise, Idaho. Where Mizzou plays its first-round game. It was a long time ago but nobody has forgotten Tyus Edney and all the bad memories he created in a 4.8 seconds in 1995. Cursed? I wouldn't bet against it.

3. Memphis is Mad. That other group of Tigers in the region are playing with a chip on their shoulder after another fantastic year. John Calipari's crew felt they deserved a one seed (even though they couldn't beat anyone outside of the weak C-USA) and now they're out for blood. Mizzou's most likely foe should they reach the third round plays a similar style of ball to them, particularly with lockdown defense, and that extra motivation might mean the difference.

4. Cornell could do it. Ivy League teams are historically first-round fodder (one hasn't won since Princeton beat Nevada in 1998), but the Big Red could chew up Mizzou and spit them right out of the tournament. They return four starters from last year's tournament team, including seven-foot center Jeff Foote and dynamic point guard Louis Dale.

5. Cal is a terrible match-up. The Bears were the only Pac-10 team to beat conference champion Washington twice this season, and the Huskies play a very similar uptempo game to Mizzou. Mike Montgomery's team plays disciplined and doesn't turn the ball over as much as they did earlier this year when DeMarre Carroll and Co. stomped them 93-66 in Columbia. Think they're looking for a little revenge?

6. They're Not In Columbia Anymore. The Big 12 tournament may have exorcised a few of Mizzou's road demons but this is still the same team that won just five games away from their home court in 2008-09. Kansas City would have been a cake walk but traveling to Boise and Glendale will be a true test.

The Tigers Prove Me Wrong

Never before have I been so happy to be so wrong. 

Just last week, I wrote about how disappointing the ends to both the Missouri Tigers' and the SLU Billikens' regular seasons were. I thought that the Tigers would largely take away that last game loss to Texas A&M as the last impression of the season, particularly as they would likely fall to either Oklahoma or Kansas in the Big 12 tournament. 

Well, it appears that I was premature in my assessment. 

Really, really premature.

I freely admit, I was swayed by my own disappointment in an ugly loss by the Tigers. When it comes right down to it, objectivity isn't really my strong suit. Still, though, I didn't think there was any way that Mizzou would go on the kind of run they did to win the Big 12 Championship and erase any lingering ugliness.

Xavier Ends SLU's Season

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As expected, the Billikens got steamrolled Thursday afternoon by Xavier, losing 66-47.

They might have had a chance if it weren't for that meddling B.J. Raymond and his 30-foot half-time buzzer beating antics.

SLU never got closer than within fourteen points in the second half, showing just how far the program has to go before it can compete against the top tier of their conference.

Redemption! SLU Defeats La Salle Wednesday

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After losing their final home game of the season to La Salle last week, Saint Louis University's men's basketball team exacted a little revenge and won a rematch against the Explorers Wednesday night in the first round of the A-10 tournament. Freshman Kwamain Mitchell made the winning lay-in with six seconds remaining in overtime.

Mizzou and SLU: Ending On a Low Note

Over the weekend, both the Missouri Tigers and the Billikens of Saint Louis University closed out their regular seasons in ignominious fashion. The Billikens blew a commanding lead en route to a heartbreaking loss, while the Tigers just came out flat against a Texas A&M squad that was as jazzed as I've ever seen a basketball team. 

SLU vs. La Salle: A Not-So-Special Senior Moment

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The Saint Louis University basketball team tried hard on Saturday against La Salle, they really did. They clawed for every rebound, dove for every loose ball and hustled themselves to exhaustion on defense, erasing any lingering doubts about whether they have bought into Rick Majerus' grind-it-out, wear-em-down style of hoops.

Unfortunately for them, effort only counts when the final score is in their favor. And for all their heart and desire, a simple lack of ability left them short in the end. They lost 68-62 in their final home game of the season.

Seniors Tommie Liddell and Kevin Lisch concluded their stellar careers by combining to shoot just 5-22 from the field. Liddell, who will wind up ranked in the top ten in school history in points, rebounds and assists, didn't score until there was 5:45 remaining in the second half. Lisch, who gritted out the game on an injured leg, missed a three that would have tied the score with 17 seconds remaining.

And after all that, the night ended with one of the most awkward senior night ceremonies I have ever seen. 

With Lisch, Liddell and Barry Eberhardt clearly bummed and beaten down after the loss, they forced smiles at center court and thanked the fans -- half of which had already headed for the exits -- for their support. They traded sweat-drenched hugs with their family members and stood solemnly as a video montage of their career highlights set to the Foo Fighters' "My Hero" played on the jumbotron.

This is why every other school on the planet honors the seniors before the game. It just feels wrong when they lose. And this was a loss to remember.

SLU Basketball: The 2008-2009 Season Defined

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Rick Majerus and Co. lost again Wednesday night, this time falling 70-68 to Duquense. It's their second consecutive defeat after the glimmer of hope against Dayton, a game that feels like it was played ages ago.

ESPN Stunned That Mizzou "Stuns" Oklahoma

After the drubbing the Missouri Tigers received last weekend at the hands of Kansas, there was certainly some doubt when it came to their chances of victory in Wednesday night's home match-up against fourth-ranked Oklahoma.

Of course by now you know that Mizzou won big, beating the Sooners 73-64, keeping themselves in contention for a share of the Big 12 title, and avenging a long string of embarrassing losses to OU on the football field.

Still, I couldn't help but wonder what the headline writers at ESPN.com where smoking when they came up with this one: "No. 12 Mizzou stuns fifth-ranked Oklahoma." 

Check the top headline in the right corner of this screen grab:

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Maybe the Tigers are Just Intimidated by Kansas

The Missouri Tigers got the shit kicked out of them by Kansas, 90-65, and the worst part was, maybe Mizzou honestly didn't see it coming. Maybe they should have, but didn't. 

See, I thought that the Tigers were really turning the corner. I thought this was a team that was ready to take that next step and be competitive with the big boys. Apparently, I was wrong. 

Mizzou has played Kansas twice this year. Both times, they've played their absolute worst basketball of the year in the first half. In their first meeting, an act of God was required to get the Tigers back in the game, and they pulled out a win with a fantastic closing stretch. In Sunday's game, the Tigers missed literally everything in the first half, finishing with nineteen points. Nineteen fucking points! High school teams score more than that in a half! The deficit was 26 at halftime; not only was God not interested in helping out again at that point, he had already turned the game off and was watching a History Channel special on Nostradamus. 

I don't know, maybe the Tigers are just intimidated by Kansas.

The Rebirth of Mizzou Basketball

I hate the NBA pretty much unequivocally, and the college game is only marginally better.

While it can certainly be a beautiful game at its best, when the execution is just right, most of the time modern basketball consists of a hulking giant who would be under investigation for massive steroid use in any other sport, dribbling the ball down the court, until he reaches a point about two or three feet outside the three point arc. At that point, he takes one final dribble, then runs about five steps while cradling the ball in his arms, then leaps up into the air, banging into the nearest player while dunking the basketball. Depending on which player is more popular, either the guy doing the dunking or the guy he ran into will likely be called for a foul. If the two players are equally well liked, the foul is determined by a coin flip.

And that, my friends, is my opinion of basketball.

All the same, I have to admit that I'm starting to get a little excited by what the Missouri Tigers are doing this season. After a pretty serious beatdown of Kansas State Wednesdasy night, the Tigers now find themselves with a record of 24-4 overall, and an 11-2 mark in the Big 12.

Mizzou Wins, SLU Doesn't. What Else is New?

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Just when Rick Majerus' Billikens beat A-10-leading Dayton and lull you into thinking they might be able to win a game on the road against one of the worst teams in their conference, they go and get trounced by St. Bonaventure, losing 72-55 to the Bonnies last night in New York. 

It's one step forward, two steps back for SLU, who played their best basketball of the season over the weekend only to see their two best players, Kevin Lisch and Tommie Liddell, crap the bed last night.

Quoth Majerus of T-III's defensive performance against junior guard Jonathan Hall, who dropped a cool 31 points, "He kicked Tommie Liddell's butt. He came out, put him in his pocket and took him to school." So much for that 20-win plateau in Majerus' second season.

Mizzou, meanwhile, continues to tear through opponents like a St. Louis family at a free Denny's breakfast.

How About Those Billikens?

Mardi Gras kept me from joining the sold-out crowd on Saturday at Chaifetz Arena, so when I saw that Saint Louis University's men's basketball team somehow managed to beat Dayton 57-49, my eyes nearly popped out of my mildly hungover head.

Just from speaking to others who attended and reading the Associated Press and Post-Dispatch accounts of the game, it sounds like the Billikens finally put it all together in one game for the first time all year. As one colleague noted, "It finally looks like there's a Division I basketball program in St. Louis."

SLU vs. Duquense: A Rundown Diary

SLU defeated Duquense at Chaifetz Arena last night, 78-74 in overtime. Here's a log of the game, updated this morning to include a few pictures and the highlights from coach Rick Majerus' post game comments. 

Pre-game notes:

  • The Billikens are coming off an impressive 88-58 at Fordham in which they shot a remarkable 63 percent from the floor. SLU may not be going to the postseason anytime soon but at least they're not the doormats of the conference anymore. How much does Fordham have to suck to lose by 30 at home to this team? 
  • The arena's PA announcer just provided this bit of enlightenment: Duquense is actually pronounced "Doo-CANE." A wise man once asked, "If you beat a team whose name no one can pronounce, does anyone notice? And does it help your RPI?" Let's just call them the Dukes, their mascot, that way Dick Vitale might get confused and accidentally use "Rick Majerus' and "BABY!" on national TV. 
  • Tom Timmermann at the Post-Dispatch reports that these teams are "polar opposites" SLU allows 57 points per game, Duquense scores 80. They run a college version of the Mike D'Antonni's "seven seconds or less" offense that worked so well for Steve Nash. It's also a great formula for mid-major teams that want to make a run in the NCAA tourney. Stockpile a bunch of three point sharpshooters.
  • Both teams have seven freshmen on their rosters. I wonder if the Dukes' coach points this out at every opportunity? 
  • Aaron Jackson is the Dukes' star, averaging 17 ppg, 5.7 rebs, 5.8 assists. At 6' 4" he'll be a tough matchup for the SLU guards. Liddell will probably be charged with shutting him down. 
First Half: 

19:41 Willie Reed is starting and it's about time. Oh wait, he misses a wide open lay-in on the first shot of the game. Slick Willie, very slick. From the sidelines, the SLU coaches are imploring their team to box out. 

18:15 Reed bites hard on a pump fake, leaving his man wide-open for an easy bucket. Where's Brian Conklin when you need him? Eberhardt checks in for Reed. They need him to continue play well if they're going to win.

15:39 Eberhardt has a nice reverse lay-in. He created his own shot there---oh wait, now he's getting burned on defense for a lay-in and one. Eberhardt makes a face like he just wet the bed. Assistant coach Porter Moser is livid, very loudly calling Eberhardt something that rhymes with "Mother ducker"  

13:22 Eckerle is guarding Jackson. Saying this is a huge mismatch is like saying Rick Majerus is chubby. Jackson takes the inbound and scores easily, out-jumping Eckerle in the paint. Lisch now guarding Jackson, who scores easily again. 

11:23 The arena is barely 3/4 full, with most of the upper sections completely desolate. Sadder is the fact that the student section (see pic) is about half empty, and would be worse if it weren't for what appears to be the women's basketball team filling the upper two rows. The only advantage SLU gets from the student section is the people who wave flags behind the hoop during free throws. Cameron Crazies they ain't.



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SLU Ski Team Loses to Richmond

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Just when I point out that SLU needs to give "veteran" players like senior Barry Eberhardt and sophomore Paul Eckerle more minutes, a game like the one yesterday against Richmond happens. SLU fought hard in their 70-62 loss, but with freshman point guard Kwamain Mitchell out with a concussion, they never really had a chance. 

Not only was Eberhardt completely lost on defense, coach Rick Majerus was forced to give significant minutes to SLU's incredibly inexperienced and overmatched freshmen Kyle Cassity, Brian Conklin, and Brett Thompson. When those three were on the floor along with Kevin Lisch and Paul Eckerle, it looked like a glorified SLU High School game. It was a legitimate white out.

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Majerus used to joke about how difficult it was to recruit black players to the University of Utah in Salt Lake City, saying that judging by the skin tone of his players it looked like he was coaching the school's ski team. Yesterday's line-up was Majerus' Ski Team II, and they came tumbling down the slopes like a a blitzed Bodie Miller in the first heat of the slalom.

SLU Gets an "Old-Fashioned Butt-Kicking," and Other College Hoops News

The Billikens' woes on the road continued last night when they were manhandled by Temple, losing 65-40

Tom Timmermann at the Post-Dispatch was in Philly to watch the massacre and came through with some very colorful reporting and this quote from the always-upbeat Bills coach Rick Majerus:

"We didn't come out and play purposely or with passion," coach Rick Majerus said before heading off to the hospital to join Mitchell. "Case closed. Game over. We just got our butt kicked. They did it to us and we did it to ourselves. That's a toxic combination. It was an old-fashioned butt-kicking and I applaud Temple."

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SLU Beats UMass, Realizes It Has Experienced Players

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There's been much ado in the land of SLU about the youth of the Billikens. When the season started, there were seven true freshmen on the roster and, thus far, freshman have played about half of the team's minutes. With an average player age of just older than 19 years old, they are the fourth youngest team in the country.

No one likes to point out this fact more than head coach Rick Majerus, who blames his squad's inexperience on just about everything that goes wrong.

Poor defense? Freshmen don't understand the effort they have to put out. Bad shooting night? Freshmen need to learn the offense. The breakfast buffet ran out of bacon? Those freshmen sure do have an appetite.

SLU Stomped By 16th Ranked Xavier

While every college sports fan on the planet was busy nodding off to the most boring BCS National Championship in recent memory, SLU basketball got their asses handed to them by 16th ranked Xavier in their A-10 conference opener, losing 70-44.

Luckily for them, even though the game was nationally televised nobody saw the beat-down. Not only were most people tuning into Florida-Oklahoma, the game was carried on CBS College Sports, which isn't available on any Charter cable package. Pretty sweet TV deal for the area's premier college hoops program, eh?

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As for the game, both the Associated Press and Tom Timmermann at the Post-Dispatch report that the Billikens had absolutely no answer for Xavier's experienced big men -- so much so that Xavier's 6' 8" Derrick Brown went 6 for 6 from the field, en route to scoring a game-high 20 points.


Tonight: Live Blogging from the BCS National Championship Game

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If you happen to have an extra grand or so to blow on a football game, you probably won't need to view bitter blogging, live from the BCS Championship. It's also a safe to say you're not going to be one Tim Tebow's (pictured) squealing female fans who will be at the game.

But if you live in the same country as the rest of us non-yacht owners, you can get everything you need -- at The Juice -- over at our sister paper, New Times Broward-Palm Beach.

Michael J. Mooney of the New Times already posted his first entry.

- Nick Lucchesi

Fuzzy Math: Why the BCS Doesn't Work

So I was in my automobile last night, driving along as I often do, and I heard something really interesting. So interesting, in fact, that I very nearly drove right off the road into some nice person's front yard. Luckily, my reflexes were good enough to save both myself and someone rhododendrons. 

What I was listening to was that new ESPN affiliate on the FM side of the dial. The number is 101.1; I don't remember what the call letters are (Ed. Note: WXOS). Anyhow, Doug Gottlieb was on, and he said one of the smartest things I think I've ever heard on sports talk radio. Granted, that isn't generally that hard to do, but it really was remarkably smart, and it certainly made an impression on me.


Crack Open a Tallboy

They may not be crackin' him open, but they're cracking into him.

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Missourian Tyler Hansbrough is not liked, he's kind of hated actually, by opponents' fans. Probably by his opponents too. They yell out everything, including the fact that his dear ol' mawm was once, umm, hot enough to be crowned Miss Missouri. It was a fact not lost on the RFT in Mike Seely's 2004 story about then-high schooler Hansbrough and his brother Ben (who transferred to Notre Dame in April and will play for the Fighting Irish in 2009-2010.)

SLU B-Ball: Young Ballers and Better Cheerleaders

Watching the SLU basketball last night for the first time this season, one thing became very obvious: It's going to be awhile before anyone not named Kevin Lisch or Tommie Liddell leads the team in scoring.

During the first half of last night's match-up against Kent State (which the Bills lost 76-74 on a buzzer beater in overtime) only one other player scored and just two others even attempted field goals.

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