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7 Coaches Who Should Replace Charlie Weis at Notre Dame

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Notre Dame head coach Charlie Weis could be out at the end of the season. But who should replace him?
As we near the end of another college football season, one of America's favorite subjects rises again: What happens to Notre Dame?

Why is this non-story a story? Yu don't have to look far -- whether in St. Louis or in any other part of the country -- Notre Dame fans, however obnoxious or uppity, are everywhere.

Since Lou Holtz left the Irish after the '96 season, the national relevance of the program has diminished almost as much as Holtz's relevance as an ESPN analyst. Notre Dame has no trouble being relevant to fans or the media because it's, well, Notre Dame. But the program isn't the problem, it's the coach. When Charlie Weis was brought in five years ago, it was because he was an alumni and he had credentials as the offensive coordinator for the Super Bowl-winning dynasty New England Patriots. It seemed like a logical choice, right?

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Astros Fire Manager Cecil Cooper

Well, it's nice to see the Houston Astros are still a train wreck. 

Earlier today, the Astros fired manager Cecil Cooper and named third base coach Dave Clark as the interim manager. It probably shouldn't come as a huge surprise to anyone Cooper got fired; after all, what manager wouldn't get canned after failing to take the collection of Hall of Fame talent the Astros' front office assembled this offseason to a title? I mean, seriously. The Astros are one of the best-run teams in all of baseball, and Cecil Cooper was obviously the albatross bringing that team down. 
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Why No-Trade Clauses are a Bad Idea: Billy Wagner

Categories: News, Sports
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Bad Idea.
I know I've mentioned before - numerous times, most likely - how much I hate no-trade clauses in baseball contracts. In particular, the no-trade clause in Kyle Lohse's contract has proven to be a source of major irritation to me, not because I don't think Lohse is a useful pitcher, but because I largely expect Lohse to be a fairly useful pitcher with a bad contract that would be hard to move in any circumstances, and damned near impossible when the player has the option of just saying, "Ummmm... nah." 

You want an example of why no-trade clauses are such a bad idea in all but the rarest of situations? Well I'm happy to hear that, because we have one of the best examples you could ever ask for right now in New York - or maybe Boston, I'm not entirely sure - in Mr. Billy Wagner

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Juan Encarnacion, Statesman?

Categories: Cardinals, News
RETRACTION: This story was based on an inaccurate news report (linked below.) We will leave the post up, but know that Encarnacion is not running for office, and is living in Florida, according to his fiancee, reached by the St. Louis Post-Dispatch.

Juan Encarnacion
, the former Cardinal right fielder who lost much of the vision in his right eye after being struck by a foul ball off the bat of Aaron Miles, is running for a Senatorial seat in his native Dominican Republic

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Topps to Become Exclusive Baseball Card Company

Categories: News
File under ridiculous douchebag bullshit: Major League Baseball and Topps have reached an agreement to make Topps the only licensed maker of baseball cards. 

I'm not going to try and be balanced or fair about this. This is fucking bullshit. Of all the shitty things MLB has done over the years - and they are legion - this one just may take the cake. Licensing only one company to make baseball cards? Really? In what alternate universe is this a good idea? 

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Michael Vick Day: Fun For the Whole Family, Death for Many, Many Animals

Categories: News
That's right, folks; Michael Vick is getting his very own day. 


In Vick's hometown of Newport News (And by the way, what the hell kind of name is that for a town? Did they name the town after the local paper,  rather than the other way around?), the local chapter of the Southern Christian Leadership Conference is planning on holding a celebration in honor of the embattled quarterback. 
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Manny Ramirez: Not Only a Cheater, But a Liar As Well

Categories: News, Sports
I try not to get too very sanctimonious over much of anything in life. I don't consider myself a moral relativist, by any means, but I just don't believe things are very often defined sharply in black and white. We all do what we have to to get by in life, and all too often, that means compromising ourselves and our beliefs. You do the best you can, and hope at the end of the day you can still look yourself in the mirror. 

However, I will tell you this: I'm having a very, very difficult time keeping an open mind currently on the subject of one Manny Ramirez. I wrote just recently about the booing he's received at Busch Stadium, and how maybe we should all take a closer look at why we're really booing him, but you know what? To hell with that. 

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Mark Buehrle Tosses a Perfect Game

Categories: News
Just a few minutes ago, Mark Buehrle, the lefty from the Chicago White Sox who just also happens to be a St. Louis native, completed the eighteenth perfect game in baseball history. 

Congratulations to Mark, who actually attended college three minutes from my childhood home. Of course, my congratulations come with just a twinge of bitterness, as I can't help but think he should have done this in a Cardinal uniform. After all, didn't we hear constantly from him for most of his career how much he wanted to someday pitch for the Redbirds? Then he goes and signs a big extension with the White Sox. By now, he could have been free of the horrid bonds of Chicago, pitching here in his native city. Sigh. Oh, well. 

All half-joking sour grapes aside, it was the first perfect game I've ever had the pleasure to see the end of live, and I'm ecstatic it was one of our own who tossed it. 

Congrats, Mark. Hell of a game. 

Juan Uribe Should be Ashamed of Himself

Categories: News
Jonathan Sanchez threw the first no-hitter of 2009 last night in San Francisco. It was an achingly beautiful performance, ten strikeouts, no walks. ESPN cut to the game during Baseball Tonight, so that anyone watching at the right time got to see Sanchez make history. 

In short, it was a magical night. Unfortunately, there are two players involved that should feel awful about themselves this morning. 

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The Marquis Attraction

Categories: News
I wonder what sort of greeting Jason Marquis is going to get from the Busch Stadium crowd? I assume it will be positive, in keeping with the spirit of the All-Star Game and all, but I have to admit, if Marquis does in fact get into the game, I'll be sitting there in the press box, secretly hoping for one of those Whitey-Ford-killed-by-a-hail-of-pretzels-moments. Not because I dislike Jason Marquis all that much - though I do admit he used to make me want to rip my own eyes out of my head to avoid watching him pitch any more - but because the very fact Marquis is an All-Star frankly makes me question the inherent worth of mankind. 

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