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Olympians Know How to Party

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I don't see how anyone can be surprised by this. The Olympics are a Greek creation, after all.
When I think of the Olympics, I think of a great, dignified competition between the greatest athletes the world has to offer. I think of the pageantry and the history and the majestic spectacle that is the Olympic games. 

Well, I may have to rethink the way I look at the Olympics, because if recent events are any indication, there's less dignity and majesty than I thought. Way, way more booze, smoking, and sex, though. 

Actually, I think I like the Olympics better already. 

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Team USA Survives (Barely) to Fight Another Day

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We can all exhale now. 

I'll admit it: I fully expected the U.S. to get bounced against Switzerland. Not before the game, mind you, but sometime right around the end of the first period, a period in which Jonas Hiller blocked 18 shots on goal while his team managed only 4 of their own, I started to feel a little queasy. I started thinking to myself, "Oh, no. This can't be the way this team goes out. They've got to at least get a chance.

Hiller nearly did to the Americans what Miller did for the Americans just a couple nights back. And I couldn't help but feel karma might just be getting ready to bite our boys squarely on the ass. 

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Ron Wilson: "We Didn't Come Here to Get a Participation Medal"

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I really like Ron Wilson. Yeah, sure, he led the U.S. hockey team to a ginormous upset win over Canada, but he flat-out doesn't give a shit about that. And that's precisely why I like him so much. 

Wilson spoke at length yesterday about what his team needs to do in order to avoid a letdown game against the Swiss Wednesday, saying quite pointedly, "We didn't come here just to beat Canada." A man after my own heart, Mr. Wilson. 
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Sorry. I tried to be serious and get a real picture, but that's just way too funny for me to pass up.

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Playing the Odds on Tiger's Apology

Categories: Media, Sports
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I've actually found a reason to be interested in what Tiger Woods has to say at his press conference today. I know what you're thinking: but Aaron, how can you possibly think today's public appearance from Tiger will be anything but a farce? 

The answer, of course, is it will be a farce. And honestly, it will probably be one of the more embarrassing and shameful farces we've witnessed in a long, long time. It will be a pathetic, ugly production spin-doctored to a painful degree. Tiger has ensured as much with his one-camera, small-room, limited-press, no-question format. Stalin held press conferences with more chance of something interesting coming out. Tiger will make his statement, take no questions, and disappear again. The other PGA players are already fuming he chose to pull his little stunt in the middle of a tournament (and a tournament sponsored by a company who dropped Tiger as spokesman, no less), and will likely continue to blast him afterward. In short, the whole thing is going to be a train wreck. And not a fun one, either. So why am I so looking forward to it? 

Because like most other things in life, this will be made so, so much better by betting on it. 

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Ten Things You Should Know About the Super Bowl

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Okay, so my prediction maybe wasn't particularly accurate. Turns out I didn't give the Saints' secondary enough credit. Now, in my defense, they didn't stop Peyton Manning and the Colts, but they did slow them down and make one very, very big play. 
Unfortunately for me, I not only drew all my money out of the bank to lay down on the Colts' side, I went and pawned all my furniture, half my clothes, and took out a second mortgage on my house to try and maximize my winnings. Sigh. There's two hundred bucks I'll never see again. 

So what did we learn from the Super Bowl this year? Well, I'll tell you, and it won't take long, either. 

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The Super Bowl Prediction to End All Super Bowl Predictions

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I want you to imagine this man shouting everything in this column at you. No, it doesn't make the analysis any better. It is, however, hilarious.
So apparently there's some sort of football game happening today. Have you heard about this thing? 

Now, I'm sure you've all heard more analysis than you care to hear about the Super Bowl. I'm sure you've had more than enough predictions to last you a lifetime. After all, every single sportswriter and media personality in the country has covered it from every imaginable angle, over and over and over again. 

Well I may not be a sportswriter, and I may not have stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night, but, um, wait. What was I talking about? Oh, yeah. The Super Bowl. Sure, you've heard the best analysis and predictions money can buy. But hey, what else am I going to talk about? 

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Roger Federer or: Why Sleep is Useless In the Face of Greatness

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Do you know, I actually got up out of bed to watch the Australian Open men's final? Yup, 2:30 in the morning, and I'm sitting there on my sofa, blinking owlishly at the television and trying to wake up enough to follow a tennis match. 

So why, you ask, would I get out of bed in the middle of the night to watch tennis? Well, that's an excellent question. I got out of bed in the middle of the night to watch tennis because Roger Federer was playing, and when Roger Federer is playing, things like waking up in the middle of the night are perfectly justified. 

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The Top 7 Sports Show Themes

Categories: Media, Music, Sports
Have you not seen the YouTube video of John Tesh performing "Roundball Rock," AKA the "NBA on NBC" theme song, live at Red Rocks?

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Watch the YouTube video here.
On said video the Teshster -- we've been known to give away *free* tickets to Tesh in concert -- plays the original answering machine recording he left himself when he was originally thinking of the tune. It's a funky rendition to say the least.

Why do we bring this up? Because it's clearly one of the best sports theme songs ever written. And "Roundball Rock," along with six other songs, is included in this Friday link-out to InsideSTL, who published this list.

Via Inside STL.

7 Coaches Who Should Replace Charlie Weis at Notre Dame

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Notre Dame head coach Charlie Weis could be out at the end of the season. But who should replace him?
As we near the end of another college football season, one of America's favorite subjects rises again: What happens to Notre Dame?

Why is this non-story a story? Yu don't have to look far -- whether in St. Louis or in any other part of the country -- Notre Dame fans, however obnoxious or uppity, are everywhere.

Since Lou Holtz left the Irish after the '96 season, the national relevance of the program has diminished almost as much as Holtz's relevance as an ESPN analyst. Notre Dame has no trouble being relevant to fans or the media because it's, well, Notre Dame. But the program isn't the problem, it's the coach. When Charlie Weis was brought in five years ago, it was because he was an alumni and he had credentials as the offensive coordinator for the Super Bowl-winning dynasty New England Patriots. It seemed like a logical choice, right?

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Blurring the Lines of Dis- and Over-Abled

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Here we see Steve Austin training for the next Olympic games. But will he be allowed to compete?
There's an outstanding article over at Gizmodo right now everyone, and I do mean everyone, should read. It's an article by Aimee Mullins, whose name you may not be all that familiar with, but you should be. She's an athlete slash model slash public speaker slash writer who also just happens to have two prosthetic legs, and therein lies the focus of the article in question. 

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